imma be late on my way to Heaven *Romans 7:15

i woke up before my alarm went off n still...
no last call for Salvation *yours truly is very lucky
i'm even late doin stand up comedy
i just knocked down my garage door opener, brushing my harr haha
smoking weed just doesn't do it for me anymore
we appreciate you frontier
after drinking or taking drugs, we either leave or stop talking all together
i've been that slow poke before, you don't need to say it
i don't like pissing people off on the road, my mouth is already bad enough
so excited to see my Bishop tmrw night (all the way from serbia)
we fail at life so comedy really is the only option
naturally inclined to shit on society (not just cos they shat on me first)
i am not wired to sleep when the sun goes down due to my pineal gland not producing the normal amt of melatonin
i am not hurting anyone by my whacky sleep schedule
we are talking about sleeping not fucking
i actually didn't mean to run that red light
i suck at lying so i admit fault naturally
there are those even later than i am
even cradle Orthodox are late all the time
Orthodoxy is very authentic in the west
i go to church for salvation not to nitpick
church is supposed to be the opposite of the rest of the world