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[FOB Freedom, December 8, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

They say that preacher’s kids are the worst, and one never knows what may happen when one finds himself on the streets of an affluent suburb that has the least amount of religious faith of any municipality in the entire nation, and an 18-foot, ghetto fabulous monstrosity depicting the image of Satan rising from the trunk of a tree of knowledge with two tree-huggers around the backside up to some mischief. But at least the security guards and court staff at the federal courthouse in the nation’s capital were on their very best behavior and showing good as one internationally notorious litigation hobbyist stopped by to file an affidavit in an action that has the White House and Meta Platforms, Inc. attorneys jumping through hoops to develop some response on a topic about which the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci is scheduled to appear before Congress in January to answer unsettled questions.

“Well, Howard, as you know, Christmas is the time for giving, and in the spirit of peace and joy, I like to say that if when you are putting your Jesus to work, and your mustard seed ain’t moving any mountains, then maybe there is something wrong with your faith. No further comment,” quipped Major Mike Webb.

Webb has had a rather festive week, getting the holiday celebrations started early, authorizing a drop service of a courtesy copy of a petition for writ of habeas corpus to the Virginia State Attorney General, dispatching commercial process servers to the City of Alexandria Circuit Court and Commonwealth Attorney to deliver a summons and complaint for a federal action challenging an unlawfully imposed prefiling injunction that had blocked an appeal of that order, and contacting the Attorney General for the District of Columbia and the U.S. Attorney to alert them regarding probable cause that a conspiracy to violate civil rights had been committed against 50,000 children in public schools, denying them their rights to an education for two years and subjecting them to what could only have been described as a mandate to participate in phase three clinical trials of experimental COVID-19 countermeasures, developed with the patent defect of a lack of prerequisite knowledge of infectious dose, immunogenicity and correlates of protection, a message reiterated to attorneys in Hollywood, representing members of the SAG-AFTRA union. However, a long-anticipated filing against the Arlington Public Schools and the Commonwealth Attorney for the County of Arlington looks like it may wait for next week to be filed.

“As you know, we will be adding as defendants some election officials and the Arlington Democrats regarding this misrepresentation on the sample ballot, claiming it is a democratic ballot, when it is no more than a cheat sheet for people who don’t need phonics, but remedial alphabet training. And, I believe we may be able to add in our amalgamation of assorted defendants the oldest and boldest civil rights organization, Am Mist North chapter. I’d have sent a Hallmark, but I didn’t care to send the very best, and it ain’t like we’re related,” laughed Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.