ag's jokes are better than olive garden breadsticks*standup @ pressure smoke & vape shop

just look at that sweater tho (cats always n forever)
CLASSIC ag camera work...like clockwork, some schmuck decides to sit right in front of the camera lense
do yawl recognize that song
i literally did cry n have a mini meltdown before i came up here
i didn't kill myself tho
no breadsticks but my jokes
low standards in america, all the choices are bad
american cancer society...CLASSIC example of how much this country sucks
i hate musical comedy for this reason
anything involving ass is nothing to take pride in
i will take pride in my bucket of saline
intrusive thoughts that burglarize my brain
what if just throw this coffee on my priest
internalization super powers off the chain
the only way to get liberals to pay attention...swear
great value prophet over here
i used to smoke 2 packs a day
let's bring that back...
many are shocked that i'm a woman
that was a really good time to suddenly see my beautiful stage presence
uh! oh! varies w/ ballsack bulging from eyesockets
can you tell how nervous i am (literally shaking n sweating)
degenerates love sex for reasons they don't even understand *my genitals feel good ugh ugh ugh ugh
a common thought during sex
various aspects of my life that are funny...
get the devil on yer side, you gotta make him work for you (i think i finally get why i said that)
women are hot when they don't say a word
women can't shut up for very long so...
i didn't expect yawl to laugh at that msg