NY Training Kids How to Question Nothing

New York's Ralphing Sound with the juice necklace announced today that millions of dollhairs of your hard earned money will be going to teach the youth how to eat what they are spoon-fed from the exact people who definitely never lied to you ever.

Eat your grains and potions and question nothing, fellow youths! Completely ignore things that happened and enjoy your meaningless debt hole to a life of mediocrity.