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LIVE CHAT:

RonGreen1 I'm just here to dance to the goose music.🎶🕺🦢

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy POC Friday everyone 💳️ 🛍️ 🛒
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I identify as the Irish prophet O'Hammad.

Qriist Supporter I was given 6 ounces of ale but I didn't drink it until it turned into 9 ounces.

JQuickDraw Supporter Was that a holy spirits miracle?

JQuickDraw Supporter As far as Arabs go, I'm partial to the writings of Abdul Alhazred.

Qriist Supporter That's a Muhammad reference lol
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Beverly showing off her newly acquired Vaporeon on stream, just a couple weeks after reading that 4chan post. 🤔 🤔 🤔

Qriist Supporter ya I made a clip lol

Qriist Supporter it's in #fun https://discord.com/channels/1026571599719190589/1027182882743136287/1175544855355740311
thrasybulus Only make audio for books out of copyright if you are doing it for yourself.
thrasybulus Penis envy?
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PENIS ENVY: ALEX JONES EDITION
thrasybulus Oral fixation. Common when people first quit smoking.
FolsomLockdown Supporter The writers that left the show was out in charge of X-Men '97 which is supposed to be a continuation of the X-Men cartoon on Fox from the 90's, but he's putting modern politics into 1997
thrasybulus Alexander of Macedon

Qriist Supporter TIL I am a figment of Beverly's imagination.

RonGreen1 Alexander the Grape.

Qriist Supporter The Secret World of Alex Mack
thrasybulus Alexander the Great was the King of Macedonia.

Qriist Supporter (Which erroneously I called "Alex Mack: Chemical Girl" for my ENTIRE childhood)
thrasybulus Russian Alex is a Byzantine legacy.
thrasybulus Rewatching things from your childhood is really hit or miss.
thrasybulus Romance is for women what action is for men. Girl falls in love vs Guy kicks ass and gets laid.

Qriist Supporter Team America is totally a romance

JQuickDraw Supporter Die Hard even has the troubled couple get back together in the end.
thrasybulus Guy gets sex, girl gets relationship.
thrasybulus James Bond gets "relationship".

Qriist Supporter I actually hated Team America when I watched it in ~2006. Never watched it again.

RonGreen1 In real life romance, the girl gets the credit card, and the guy gets the credit card bill.
thrasybulus Repopulting.

jbsx They fell for bond cause it was the 60's

JQuickDraw Supporter No, with Connery, they gave him what he wanted because he would have slapped them around.

Qriist Supporter Zegapain is a really good anime that you guys should watch. It's a mech anime with a pretty unique premise, lots of philosphy and earned emotion.
thrasybulus That Walther PPK is reverse compensation.

JQuickDraw Supporter Full sentence titles is a result of the modern creepypasta.

Qriist Supporter I haven't watched any of the Bond movies, but I do know that Ayn Rand LOVED Dr. No and vocally hated the rest. She viewed subsequent Bond movies as a betrayal of the character established in Dr. No.

Qriist Supporter Beverly starts the news 40 minutes into her news hour. #professionalism

JQuickDraw Supporter Youtube has been recommending a lot of "Protesters Get Wreckt" videos to me lately.
thrasybulus Is there any good Ayn Rand movies other than the Fountainhead movie?

Qriist Supporter dunno. Haven't watched the movies.

JQuickDraw Supporter You can't just start with the news immediately. It's called foreplay, man.

Qriist Supporter That's what yelling SURPISE is for.

jbsx did they cut off their hands?

RonGreen1 From sea to shining sea, our turkeys will be free.

Qriist Supporter Baste my shiny metal turkey.

jbsx the food wars have started in NY

JQuickDraw Supporter Do we not use the pain grip that European cops have started using? It's super effective at getting them to move without causing any real harm.
FolsomLockdown Supporter These morons don't even realize there is no country called Palestine

RonGreen1 Make nightsticks great again.
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I, Irish prophet O'Hammad, officially accept Beverly's application into Hamas.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a reflection of modern society's trend toward narcissism. People really think getting in others' faces will work as long as it's about THEIR cause, because they know they're right.
FolsomLockdown Supporter Same thing as when a streaker runs onto the field, it disrupts the game and ultimately irritates everyone else
thrasybulus Some people will just agree with the crazy yelling person to get them to go away.

JQuickDraw Supporter Or punch them in the face.
thrasybulus Nostalgia matters.

RonGreen1 In Seattle, the Paleswine protesters go to the federal building on Saturdays, when no one is there. What's the point?
thrasybulus @Ron They do have to take Friday off.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's campaign slogan when she finally runs for office: Keep the homeless on the streets!
thrasybulus Tammy Bruce became conservative when she realized the people she was working with at a nonprofit single issue org didn't want to solve the issue.
thrasybulus The war on poverty has a distinct lack of air strikes on hobo camps.
thrasybulus If I make you less happy I am more happy relative to others.
thrasybulus Drag them off the streets by the ankles, face down. Less return road blockers.
thrasybulus Maybe they were fine talking to @DimOne, just not ok with listeniing to her.
thrasybulus Turkey and corn are native american foods.

JQuickDraw Supporter cranberries and pumpkin are native American
thrasybulus I've seen all three of the Atlas Shrugged movies, my question still stands.
thrasybulus Participation leadsx to trophies you don't earn.
thrasybulus The solution to streakers during games was to stop showing them. People largely stopped.

RonGreen1 I saw a video of a horse jumping a fence to run in a bicycle race.😂
thrasybulus Forehead is thickest bone on the head.

TunedToKey Howdy

TunedToKey Did you guys cover that Derek Chauvin was stabbed in prison?
thrasybulus Quarterly earnings reports lead to shortsightedness. Like Congressional elections every two years.

JQuickDraw Supporter I believe you were thinking of menage a trois capitalism.
thrasybulus @JQD I haven't shopped for escorts lately, but I'll bet it aint cheap.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's all about your standards. Back alley crack whores are people too.

jbsx somebody asked what existed when I was a child that doesn't exist now

jbsx I said Diane Finestein

JQuickDraw Supporter Atlantis?

JQuickDraw Supporter The only Rand novel I liked was Anthem. It was short and to the point. The two big ones are just too long. They're basically political screeds masquerading as stories.
thrasybulus @jbsx Cigarette vending machines.

RonGreen1 Everyone in TheDimNews chat will get a participation trophy.🏆

jbsx I think those just evolved. Dont they have vape machines?

JQuickDraw Supporter When I was a child, eight-track players were still in use.
thrasybulus @jbsx Not at my local grocery store.

jbsx 👍️

TunedToKey Supreme Court declined to hear Chauvin's case @AlexofAllTrades

JQuickDraw Supporter They're still cowards lol
thrasybulus Fox came out with an interview with a cop and bodycam footage of an earlier arrest of Floyd where he does something very similar.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey, don't badmouth Floyd. He was my favorite porn star.

TunedToKey That's Saint George Floyd to you, bigot

JQuickDraw Supporter Of all the saints to put a gun to a pregnant woman's belly, he was the best.

RonGreen1 Chauvin is White. Floyd was black. Chauvin will never get out of prison. Unlike the black Somali cop that shot and killed the White lady in Minnesota.

TunedToKey I mean, that is why he is enshrined in most liberal hellhole cities
thrasybulus Rand did have lots of lovers throughout her life.

JQuickDraw Supporter @RonGreen1 That MN story was ridiculous. He was fast tracked through the training so they could say they had a diverse force. And he actually reached across his partner's body to shoot the woman

RonGreen1 @JQ That's the one
thrasybulus AI Ayn Rand will write the sequel. Program just needs a little tweaking to be more woke.
thrasybulus Frank Sinatra sings Slipknot.

JQuickDraw Supporter Slipknot sings Frank Sinatra

JQuickDraw Supporter Slipknot sings WITH Frank Sinatra
thrasybulus @JQD I think Corey Taylor would do a better Sinatra cover album than Sinatra would have a Slipknot cover album.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Please generate an image of two hot women tripping and falling into each other's arms, their lips slamming together."

RonGreen1 In muzlim culture, the men kiss their goats. Or so I've heard.

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus I would listen to Sinatra covering all kinds of metal.
thrasybulus @JQD I never understood the love of Sinatra. His music was not to my liking and his acting was below the level of the vast majority of his costars.

RonGreen1 Goats will eat anything. Give a goat a piece of paper, and they will eat it.😂

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus I like some of Sinatra's work. He's not even close to my most hated musical artists, like Bryan Adams and Mark Knopfler.
thrasybulus @JQD I just think of Sinatra as vastly overrated.

JQuickDraw Supporter That's how I felt about most of the grunge bands when they displaced metal as the top genre.
thrasybulus How could you have put a camera on my property without trespassing?

JQuickDraw Supporter Dress up like a mythical creature, maybe a rake or a wendigo, and slaughter an animal in front of the camera.

JQuickDraw Supporter Or get some friends to dress like FBI agents and aliens, and have the agents march the aliens past the camera at gunpoint.
thrasybulus If you had consulted me in advance, you wouldn't have put your camera on my rifle range.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hire some sex workers to "perform" in front of the camera.

RonGreen1 I once saw some serious police action, a dozen cops or more arrived with sirens blasting, and stood behind their cars with rifles. Then a guy walked out of the bus tunnel entrance in a pink bunny suit

jbsx it was all hopped up

RonGreen1 That's a true story. Only in Seattle.
thrasybulus Harvey

JQuickDraw Supporter The rabbit movie with Jimmy Stewart?

JQuickDraw Supporter I consider my whole life a meme.

JQuickDraw Supporter lol Danny Darko is the Irish version.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Two-Tousand"

RonGreen1 The bunny suit guy had a video game gun with a long cable attached in his backpack. The cops let him go.
thrasybulus "I read that somewhere"... Yeah, right.
FolsomLockdown Supporter It's actually been several several incidents, the last one where the camel jockey stabbed kids and a teacher right outside a school was like the last straw

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm in the mood for some fishque and chipsque.
FolsomLockdown Supporter That was sad, only 1 person in those interviews was based enough to be upset
FolsomLockdown Supporter By the way, they've been doing this in the UK for a while, in England whites are the minority now. Which is what they are doing in the United States by keeping the borders open

JQuickDraw Supporter Actually, most were upset, just experiencing cognitive dissonance and most likely were hesitant to be vocally angry about it. But the repeated hesitation and confused looks pointed to disapproval.

RonGreen1 Multicultural does not work anywhere on the planet. It never has.

RonGreen1 Repeal the 14th Amendment

JQuickDraw Supporter It's bullshit. We've had immigration in the US for a long time, but there was always a socially constructed method of assimilation, places like Little Italy. But now the rulers demand no assimilation.

RonGreen1 Asian people that come to America do well, and cause no problems.

JQuickDraw Supporter There needs to be a connective tissue holding everyone together - a shared culture. Without a culture and defining borders, there is no nation.
FolsomLockdown Supporter It's all about segregation, trying to undo the 60's

RonGreen1 English is the language of the legislature and the courts. That would make it the official language by default.

RonGreen1 French is the language of fine living. Spanish is the language of cheap labor.
FolsomLockdown Supporter Guitar Hero is amazing, plus since Microsoft bought Activision a couple of months ago there should be new Guitar Hero on the way
FolsomLockdown Supporter Spain started revolting it against it's government recently
FolsomLockdown Supporter Folks remember to smash that plussy

RonGreen1 You can never own too many guns.

RonGreen1 Women prefer poison to do their killing. Be careful men.
FolsomLockdown Supporter I believe a knife wound is more likely to kill you than a gunshot wound

RonGreen1 It's the lady from Orange County.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's also important to not cry because it means you're a pussy.

RonGreen1 I only cry when I go to the gas station to fill up.
FolsomLockdown Supporter It's only acceptable to cry if you're drunk and alone

JQuickDraw Supporter Actually, I can cry when I eat a really good steak. #priorities
FolsomLockdown Supporter Boys nowadays cry so much they could refill the Salt Lake in a matter of months, to much estrogen. Men didn't used to cry unless it meant something, if we were in a World War today we'd be fucked

RonGreen1 Don't cry or I'll give you something to cry about. - Dad

JQuickDraw Supporter The last century saw a complete separation of the entire internal world from the male identity. Look at the nerd/jock dichotomy. In the distant past, we had the ideal of the warrior poet.

RonGreen1 I cried when the Terminator was destroyed. It was sad.
FolsomLockdown Supporter I cried when Kristanna Loken found clothes in T3
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ you are both gay
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I'd get you both pregnant though, if paid
FolsomLockdown Supporter There was a show called Becker, he nailed it. Life is like the rubber band effect
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Becker was brilliant
FolsomLockdown Supporter Loved that show, took me a minute to realize the ditz was in Saw
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ yeah she was weird in saw
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ did the spider ejacualte on your face?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ youtube fucks them but rumble still does not exist

RonGreen1 When you're laying on the couch, and that tingling sensation is a spider crawling up your leg.

RonGreen1 I will move furniture to smash a spider. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Agreed, Ron.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a typical mistake - I feel this way, so everyone must feel the same in the same situation.
zimvooza :r+radiatingheart: :r+radiatingheart: :r+radiatingheart:
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ my net cut out bev sorry
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I FUCKING LOVE BEING WHITE

JQuickDraw Supporter Well, if the pets live with "them" long enough, they will assimilate the blackness, and need to be put down. She's on to us, damnit.

RonGreen1 Only White liberals can save the world from White people.
FolsomLockdown Supporter Rich white bitches are why this country is so divided

RonGreen1 It's Karine Jean Houseplant. The upside down toilet brush.
FolsomLockdown Supporter She's really bald, she's just wearing a copper brillo pad on her head
FolsomLockdown Supporter The number of trans people killing themselves pre or post op are insanely higher, but they want to glorify it instead of treat it for what it is, mental health
FolsomLockdown Supporter Here could've been a good clue, for the Commanders vs Cowboys game, yell "Go Redskins" because that's a quick way to see which side of the political aisle people are on

RonGreen1 I've never seen a transgender that didn't need a shave.
FolsomLockdown Supporter Those are not suicide numbers, trans community offs themselves about 42% both pre and post op

KingOfAllYetis FolsomLockdown that’s attempted

KingOfAllYetis Not committed

KingOfAllYetis I’m new
FolsomLockdown Supporter People that identify as trans, and it is extremely high, it's at like 19% higher than the next highest suicide rate category, which I believe is white males

CFMedia Supporter This is what Communists do, they crap all over everything. America is turning into a total Crap hole because of them.

KingOfAllYetis Yes white males commit suicide in the highest rates

JQuickDraw Supporter c'mon, Beverly, you're Asian. Do math.

KingOfAllYetis Thank you

KingOfAllYetis Have you seen a yeti?

KingOfAllYetis That is fkn based!!!

KingOfAllYetis Whale badges show a general supporter
FolsomLockdown Supporter No, trannies commit suicide in the highest rate, white males are second highest and not even close, sorry if that's upsetting a tranny, seek help

KingOfAllYetis Someone who has donated to a stream thru rumble

RonGreen1 Are financial problems the main cause of White male suicide?

KingOfAllYetis Stress

KingOfAllYetis Farmers are stressed

KingOfAllYetis That is true too
FolsomLockdown Supporter Divorce, so technically yes. Because the family courts are paid to choose women over men

KingOfAllYetis I live smack dab in the middle of farm lane

KingOfAllYetis Y’all are based. I’m subbing

KingOfAllYetis What’s the percentage of trans women that make up biological males?
FolsomLockdown Supporter DEI is racist as hell, they look at gender and color of skin and will hire and promote and hire based on diversity instead ability

KingOfAllYetis It’s nothing. How can they be offing themselves more than the general populace of men?

JQuickDraw Supporter Family courts are a fiefdom unto themselves. The records are sealed so you rarely even know the damage they do, but when you get a chance to lift up the rock, so to speak, it's disgusting.

KingOfAllYetis DIE because they want you DEAD
FolsomLockdown Supporter You have to look at 2000 and above for the stats and take a common sense feeling, the government started grouping a lot of these together so they don't look as bad

JQuickDraw Supporter IIRC, 23 is the number of people you need in a room to have the chances of two of them having the same birthday over 50%.
FolsomLockdown Supporter Rules for the family courts are based off the 50's and 60's, completely outdated and again the courts are paid to give custody and property to children

KingOfAllYetis My kids are unvaccinated. I haven’t had a vaccine over 2 decades

KingOfAllYetis I’m also an individualistic type person. I’m an-cap minarchist. Federal abolitionist
FolsomLockdown Supporter I'm Independent, have been for over 20 years

KingOfAllYetis I’m HOOOOME!
FolsomLockdown Supporter Abolish everything back to the Bill of Rights including the restrictions on it, then start working forward after we get rid of the communists and authoritarians

KingOfAllYetis Sleep is the best thing to recover naturally

RonGreen1 Doctor Bev.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ jesus stop maoning you bitches
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ flex your vaginal muscles and man the fuck up

KingOfAllYetis I love my state. I like it the way it is

KingOfAllYetis I’m a felon. I do wish I could have a gun again but I can still vote.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ and stds

KingOfAllYetis Im in Arkansas

KingOfAllYetis Gotta get a pardon from the governor

KingOfAllYetis Same. Nonviolent
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I am invisible
FolsomLockdown Supporter I think of you've served your time then you should be able to have guns again

RonGreen1 Gun laws originated to prevent black people from having guns.

KingOfAllYetis As an ex con I can honestly say 98% of people I was locked up with for 2 years don’t need a gun

KingOfAllYetis I wouldn’t vote against them getting their guns back but just from an ex criminal I know other criminals
FolsomLockdown Supporter That's why everyone should have a gun, even the one's that probably shouldn't, because they'll end up having a short life anyways, then you can keep jails open for everyone else

KingOfAllYetis RonGreen1 and poor whited

KingOfAllYetis Whites

RonGreen1 Historically, gun only began to appear after the Civil War.

KingOfAllYetis Another big problem is prisons will throw people with 5 years (ie. 10 months) in the same prisons with lifers and violent offenders. It’s crazy

RonGreen1 *gun laws

KingOfAllYetis True Ron

KingOfAllYetis My kids have zero allergies food or pollen

KingOfAllYetis No medicine allergies either

KingOfAllYetis “I want to keep the baby!” “We want our money back!” “But but but I already bought a Kia!”

JQuickDraw Supporter This reminds me of my favorite Scooby Doo episode - The Missing Uterus. "Jinkies, Scoob, this is one serious case of felonious fallopian filching!"

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

KingOfAllYetis Hate Brussel sprouts

RonGreen1 Ooh yummy. I want some brussel sprouts now.

KingOfAllYetis I love some collard greens

KingOfAllYetis Turnip greens

KingOfAllYetis Collard greens
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ sumo is better to watch

JQuickDraw Supporter I love that Beverly is getting anal about my fake Scooby Doo attributions.

KingOfAllYetis I do a mean Scooby voice
FolsomLockdown Supporter Casey Casum?

KingOfAllYetis You’re Scooby lore knowledge is epic

KingOfAllYetis I do a mean Casey casum too

JQuickDraw Supporter Isn't a really big mini-backpack just a backpack?

KingOfAllYetis Remember the Tide Box Purses?
FolsomLockdown Supporter It's a shame they won't let Frank Welker to a Garfield movie, I'm not looking forward to hearing Mario as Garfield
FolsomLockdown Supporter He did Garfield in the Garfield and Friends cartoon show, Chris Pratt is doing Garfield's voice in the new Garfield movie

KingOfAllYetis Garfield and friends was lit

KingOfAllYetis Chris Pratt is not gonna make a good Garfield

KingOfAllYetis Central
FolsomLockdown Supporter Didn't think he'd do a good Mario, but ended up being decent, but you can't do the same voice for 2 iconic characters, Bill Murray was better, but still love to see Frank Welker get his due

JQuickDraw Supporter Just an FYI, I would pay for a sound-only podcast of Beverly reading cunt corner vagina facts in both an Atlantic accent and a foghorn leghorn southern accent.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ fuck off you dumb cunts

KingOfAllYetis I love being where the vaginas are taken care of

RonGreen1 Gnite all 👋
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ don' you want to go, where everybody knows your vag stank
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ cheers

JQuickDraw Supporter You would have to be completely un-ironic. Just release them on their own feed.

KingOfAllYetis That was great

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Holy shit youre still live
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ NORM

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ *live

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ On aie

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Air
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ and no-one remembers your name, because in your gash they already came
FolsomLockdown
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Frank Welker has an extensive library dating back mord than 40 years, maybe make it a segment and see what you're surprised he's done

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JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly is malfuncitoning'
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex likes cucumber

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Im not drunk enough for this

JQuickDraw Supporter So drink more

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Ok
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's 7am I'd punch a girl
FolsomLockdown Supporter He's crossed over into some anime and game voice acting
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I'd prefder she was fat and ugly

JQuickDraw Supporter Winky, I feel like the time of day has no bearing on whether you'd punch a girl.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ The original shaggy was casey casum

JQuickDraw Supporter tard'splaining

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ I got here late i expect you recap the show for me thx
FolsomLockdown Supporter Happy Skanksgiving
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ do a recap you slots

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy Taint-giving
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I did

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Im gonna listen at 0.5x speed
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Your stream was so gay it gave me a period
FolsomLockdown Supporter Subscribed thanks to last Fridays stream, thanks again
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ now I have blood everywhere you foul dimcunts

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ HIT THE BUTTON

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly has to continue the stream for 6 more hours because she can't find the button

TheDimSide AdminRumble Premium User Hahahaha.

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Youre worse at ending streams thab I am

YourFriendPawl Supporter+ Jk gn

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