TheDimNews LIVE! Katy Perry: Star on Earth, Star in Space

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🎵 "I streamed on time and I liked it" -idk who sang that song but I'm fairly confident it wasn't Beverly

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's a POC, so she is naturally incapable of punctuality.

Qriist Supporter+ no that's black people

Qriist Supporter+ Persons of China are well known for their stallar number crunching

Qriist Supporter+ stellar*

JQuickDraw Supporter Apparently Persons of China sometimes phase out of sync with this dimension.

Qriist Supporter+ sega CD

Qriist Supporter+ correction: saturn

Qriist Supporter+ I remember reading an interview from one of the LSSS devs that they had to fight hard to keep the boat song scene in the game.

Qriist Supporter+ probably space constraints. That video was probably about 10% of the original saturn CD's capacity.

Qriist Supporter+ Why would the blind warrior character care about looking more feminine?

Qriist Supporter+ Bob Hoskins ftw

Qriist Supporter+ If you adapt the original faithfully, and knock the execution out of the park, you will gain a massive new audience organically.

Qriist Supporter+ ya detective pikachu was surprisingly awesome

Qriist Supporter+ never cared for Star Wars in general

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah that's like Doctor Who. They retconned the Doctor's entire history, so little black girl was the first timelord.

JQuickDraw Supporter I love Palpatine's reveal in the Prequels. I think the actor who portrays him was amazing.

JQuickDraw Supporter You know if they remake it now, it will be Avatar: The Fast Gender Bender.

Qriist Supporter+ Dominos tweeted "Pizzas sold while Katy Perry was in space: 2"

thrasybulus Is it Wednesday and I have been the wrong places today and everyone pretended I wasn't wrong?

Qriist Supporter+ @thrasybulus no this is the Friday livestream from 2 weeks ago

thrasybulus @Qriist My bad for not remembering it. I'll just leave after making several derisive comments.

Qriist Supporter+ nah not your fault Beverly was two weeks late stream ;)

thrasybulus @Qriist Strikes me more of a @AlexIsLateAgain moment to me.

thrasybulus The Blue Origin airlock malfunction will be scheduled for when Bezos' ex-wife flies.

thrasybulus @HoboEatingCannibal She hurt the Earth, cancel her!

thrasybulus If a man finished the act of sex with a woman in 11 minutes it would be considered inadequate. That makes it a ride.

thrasybulus Inspiring other rich women to be space tourists is frivolous.

JQuickDraw Supporter There was also Christa Mcauliffe, but that flight did not turn out so well.

thrasybulus Minks are for coats.

thrasybulus Tell Maid of Honor to call to remind you to show up on time. Hardly a bridezilla moment.

thrasybulus Gayer than a West Hollywood Wedding suit.

thrasybulus "My cousins have too many children" wins the award for the most Phillippina Thing said tonight.

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw Challenger?

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus Yep

JQuickDraw Supporter Challenger was negligent homicide. NASA knew there was a good chance the O Rings would break based on the weather and gambled with their lives.

thrasybulus Another far left anti-semitic terror attack.

Qriist Supporter+ 🎵I burned the house and I liked it

thrasybulus The leprechauns in my head tell me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum

Qriist Supporter+ ya it's a state residence

thrasybulus That man looks like he's never touched a barbell.

Qriist Supporter+ ya shapiro is a dem

thrasybulus React to my reaction video to the reaction video of a reaction video to a video.

wesley1924 Supporter++ hello

thrasybulus Potemkin Villages...

JQuickDraw Supporter hello

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, James O'Keefe goes places without giving people a chance to curate the experience, and you see how they react to him lol.

wesley1924 Supporter++ NY City is where they make the bad salsa

thrasybulus New York City. That's where she gets her salsa from.

wesley1924 Supporter++ @thrasybulus beat ya

thrasybulus @wesley1924 Who doesn't like to reference a commercial older than at least 1 of the 2 hostesses?

JQuickDraw Supporter It may not have been Murray's stance in itself that was the logical issue with his argument, but this particular topic seems to have fried a lot of people's brains.

thrasybulus @MurderGoose I can think of one thing govts say you believe: pay your taxes or we send people with badges and guns.

thrasybulus The goal of a debater is not to win the argument, it is to win the audience.

JQuickDraw Supporter Free speech is like free market transactions - caveat emptor.

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, saying a an audience is too dumb to get it is like when liberals say minorities are too stupid to get an ID.

thrasybulus This isn't where I come for middling pseudo-intellectualism. That's too high brow for this show.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think Lindsay is just adrift, searching for a target, because he thought he had it all figured out and no one patted him on the head when he explained it.

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus penis. Better?

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw What are you @CaptWinky?
OakPoke Supporter+ Whoa. It's Friday, Mo Fos.

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm just trying to lower the show's collective brow.

wesley1924 Supporter++ Not Tim Pool. He has lots of terrible takes and still has an audience

thrasybulus 3,000 hanging phallus shaped whistles a bridle shower makes.
OakPoke Supporter+ Murray. faggot who claims he is married to a gay Jewish guy wants to tone police the right. Smith agreed. also jewish

Qriist Supporter+ I have a solution that will make everyone happy: we annex Israel.
OakPoke Supporter+ oh wow,.porcupine fest

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Isn't that already Trump's plan for Gaza?
OakPoke Supporter+ too many low iq brown ppl in Israel.

Qriist Supporter+ lol idk, I don't follow it closely @JQuickDraw

wesley1924 Supporter++ Don't do it! Stay here in America

thrasybulus Passport, mil ID, or real ID.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist There was a press conference with Trump and Bibi, and Trump was like, "The US will take over Gaza and build cainos." lol

thrasybulus International flights still need a passport.

Qriist Supporter+ The Democrats are crying about Real ID not letting women vote but the program's been slowly rolled out since 9/11. It's pretty much fully implemented.

Qriist Supporter+ Stupid reason to bitch about Real ID.

Qriist Supporter+ The RIGHT reason to bitch about Real ID is that it violates the Constitution.
OakPoke Supporter+ I figured the feds wouldn't make us do it when biden was in...i was right. I was still going to do it in case...I brought my birth certificate (original). They said I could use it to get a "government
OakPoke Supporter+ birth certificate...I was like, ok but i'm here now getting my license renewed, so, guess not
OakPoke Supporter+ bastards
OakPoke Supporter+ Fork = left , both 4 letters. Is she trolling us?

JQuickDraw Supporter Class etiquette: groom has to spend a year's salary on a blood diamond ring. Basic etiquette: don't grab the bride's boobs when she walks down the aisle.

thrasybulus So I'm not supposed to propose while toasting the bride and groom after the wedding?

JQuickDraw Supporter "Fuck" is also 4 letters. So it's proper etiquette to have sex on the dining table as long as it's done to the left of the plate?
OakPoke Supporter+ So long as it's to the left of the cue ball
OakPoke Supporter+ Real ID answer (hope correct). passport will work.

Qriist Supporter+ just call the DMV, see what they need. it's pretty basic.

Qriist Supporter+ 10th Amendment, violates Dual Sovereignty. Basically sets up our own version of INTERPOL.
OakPoke Supporter+ Real ID hopefully means we can deport illegals when they get pulled over or whatever.
OakPoke Supporter+ We were taught how to set a table in middle school. A food / home economics class EVERYONE had to take.

Qriist Supporter+ good thing Beverly doesn't have boobs to grab lol

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Bazing

JQuickDraw Supporter You can't "vote with your feet" with a fedgov.
OakPoke Supporter+ They feel as though they have to do the drivers license bit because 9/11 some arabs bribed a black DMV worker (think family guy) to give them legit ids
OakPoke Supporter+ But we alreayd have a database with SS numbers. Just the same...The commies in MN hand out drivers licenses to criminal illegal aliens. bleh

wesley1924 Supporter++ You should get a driver's license, Alex. It makes you freer according to every 80s movie I've seen.
OakPoke Supporter+ She doesn't have one? She needs a permit, and a moped in the meantime.

Qriist Supporter+ rather than me typing it out 100 characters at a time, here's TRHL's crash course https://x.com/TRHLofficial/status/1912229049981890678

thrasybulus Real ID requirement was like birth certificate, utility bill with your name & address on it, maybe something else. It's been awhile and I also got my veteran label at the same time.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think Real ID was the 6 point thing where each ID document waws assigned a certain number of points and you needed to get to 6.

Qriist Supporter+ damn even her own wedding dress can't physically grope her
OakPoke Supporter+ The theory in the early 2000s anyway....It's more important now because states give them out to people who aren't valid, like illegals.

Qriist Supporter+ the crash course is a short video

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly needs a video equivalent of shaking shiny keys in front of a baby.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw best I can do is shaking a baby

JQuickDraw Supporter I prefer them stirred.

thrasybulus @Qriist The trust in your judgement overfloweth.

Qriist Supporter+ IT HAS BEEN A VERY TWATTY MONTH

JQuickDraw Supporter Qriist, Twat Finder General

Qriist Supporter+ Nice of you to join our Beverly club, Beverly.

MudderFetcher I nearly missed Glasses Beverly...last time I take my wife out for dinner
OakPoke Supporter+ ha!

JQuickDraw Supporter Vance should have gone full WWE heel and lifted the award over his head and smashed it on the ground.

thrasybulus He really thinks that Ohio State should have won.
OakPoke Supporter+ Remember when Republican Greg Gianforte body slammed some shitlib reporter? Good times.

JQuickDraw Supporter Remember when Doctor Death bitch slapped John Stossel into the next life?

Qriist Supporter+ speaking of impeccable grass, reminded me of this: https://x.com/GigaBasedDad/status/1912452155786568086

Qriist Supporter+ (IT'S VERY SHORT, OKAY?)

thrasybulus Sleep. Nite.

Qriist Supporter+ night @thrasybulus
OakPoke Supporter+ probably gn and god bless

JQuickDraw Supporter Stress could affect your bloodflow and eyesight.

Qriist Supporter+ Your eyes are getting worse now that you're almost at retirement age. It's normal.

Qriist Supporter+ Alex, you're literally wearing frames to reference.

Qriist Supporter+ I have less than a handspan of clear vision in front of me. Totally useless.

MudderFetcher around 42 or so you'll start doing the look under the glasses thing to read stuff

JQuickDraw Supporter I only need my glasses for driving or watching a show or movie more than like 5 feet away.

MudderFetcher I ain't risking no lasers in my eyes damnit!

MudderFetcher I do enjoy the idea of someone having to chase Alex around the house in order to give her eyedrops

MudderFetcher Trump was a NYC business Democrat

Qriist Supporter+ Communists live in an alternate reality.

MudderFetcher dodging scorpions is a lot easier than dodging machetes

Qriist Supporter+ Europe keeps arresting people for tweets.

MudderFetcher Neo-Cons enjoy war and the Matrix movies

JQuickDraw Supporter Dems also like war, and they also like claiming the Matrix is about gender identity.

JQuickDraw Supporter What if an attacker has scorpions taped to his machete?

MudderFetcher if Alex does a stream where she shoots scorpions, I am ALL the way in lol

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator The comments would be all "That's animal abuse!"

JQuickDraw Supporter Thanks for the machete/scorpion clarification, Alex.

Qriist Supporter+ It wasn't the first time lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Qriist posted in the discord about it.

MudderFetcher there are tons of women in the space industry; astronauts, NASA, contractors, etc.

Qriist Supporter+ She also wasn't just a pilot

Qriist Supporter+ passenger*

Qriist Supporter+ she was the pilot

Qriist Supporter+ doing actual work

MudderFetcher Katy Perry's breasts piloted that flight

JQuickDraw Supporter Katy Perry's breasts could pilot my rocket. Hey-yo

Qriist Supporter+ Stealing is hard work that you should get paid for, Alex.

wesley1924 Supporter++ It sends a powerful message to young girls that you can give the impression of achieving something great without having to work hard or really know much of anything.

JQuickDraw Supporter IP is a debatable issue, but what's not debatable are the IP laws. 98 years plus the life of the author is abomination, and swings the pendulum too far the other way, stifling creativity.

MudderFetcher 'Katy Perry's Breasts' would be a great cover band if they didn't have to play Katy Perry songs

JQuickDraw Supporter They could play covers of her songs with breast-themed puns.

Qriist Supporter+ I'm fine with IP law, but DMCA is unConstitutional.

Qriist Supporter+ That's one aspect that needs to be nuked.

MudderFetcher I just enjoy the awful horror movies that get churned-out the instant a copyright expires

JQuickDraw Supporter I remember years back the hacker group 2600 printed the code to break digital rights protection on a t-shirt and someone wore it while interviewing the head of the RIAA lol.

MudderFetcher Recording Industry something

Qriist Supporter+ I liked that show

JQuickDraw Supporter RIAA and MPAA are jokes. They've screamed for government intervention with every new technology, and then wound up making money hand over fist when finally embracing the tech.

JQuickDraw Supporter MPAA thought VHS tapes would end them, they couldn't see a whole new income stream for crappy movies sitting on a shelf in Blockbuster, or a second life for big hits when they wind up as rentals.

JQuickDraw Supporter We need to have twat hall of fame. Jo, Evan, and a few others would be inducted. lol

MudderFetcher her account is just pure engagement farming

Qriist Supporter+ This is a common BlueAnon thing. They think Trump ordered a hit on himself to get a photo op.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Yeah they're just showing they have no idea how difficult it would be to pull off that precise of a "miss" lol.

MudderFetcher there are supposedly multiple videos of the incident

Qriist Supporter+ I was initially tentatively leaning on Karmelo's side, but the press conference the lawyer held yesterday flipped that.

wesley1924 Supporter++ No opinion? Choose your god!!!

Qriist Supporter+ reasoning: https://gab.com/Qriist/posts/114355986212784245

JQuickDraw Supporter I think Qriist was just saying to wait for the evidence, and conservatives lost their shit online lol.

MudderFetcher even his lawyer is a scumbag lol

MudderFetcher pretty sure I saw something about the lawyer abusing children

MudderFetcher we need to deport Jojo to El Salvador

Qriist Supporter+ "Why Kilmar Abrego Garcia is the Jenga piece that could topple the American Experiment" https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/kilmar-abrego-garcia-trump-deportation-20250417.html lololol

MudderFetcher did he get due process when his wife filed charges against him?

MudderFetcher she was being a real puta that day

Qriist Supporter+ I'm thinking we should deport to some kind of penal colony on a giant island away from everyone else. Fill it with every poisonous species known to man and call it a day.

JQuickDraw Supporter Why does he look like he's wearing makeup in his photos?

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist That would be expensive. How about the old Eskimo method, put them on an ice floe and shove them off into the frigid North Atlantic?

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist That would be expensive. How about the old Eskimo method, put them on an ice floe and shove them off into the frigid North Atlantic?

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist That would be expensive. How about the old Eskimo method, put them on an ice floe and shove them off into the frigid North Atlantic?

MudderFetcher this is staged pretty sure

Qriist Supporter+ YOU LOST A FIGHT TO A FOUR YEAR OLD WITH A WATER HOSE.

JQuickDraw Supporter What am I doing if this is my son? Taking him out for whatever he wants, movie, food, whatever.

MudderFetcher it popped-up a bit ago and it being fake was the general consensus

Qriist Supporter+ I mean it was only a few seconds

MudderFetcher still fun so who cares

JQuickDraw Supporter I first thought he was an "eco-warrior" and was worried about Gaia's precious life force being drained away.

wesley1924 Supporter++ Children's laughter angers me too.

Qriist Supporter+ dude's wearing cat ears in his pfp

MudderFetcher Commies forever inventing new ways of getting shot

JQuickDraw Supporter Obama tried to assassinate a known terrorist and they killed his son, an American citizen. The administration's response? "He should have had a better father."

Qriist Supporter+ I game while I podcast
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We gotta do something about these Bev on Bev insults.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wow, times have changed so quickly. It was just a few weeks ago when you called Moe an uppity Jew.

MudderFetcher those covid experts were wrong?

MudderFetcher more that we found-out that most experts are well-paid liars

JQuickDraw Supporter I've always taken "read the room" as not about the argument but rather the manner of delivery; in other words, bedside manner.

Qriist Supporter+ I am fine with responding with overwhelming force to immediately break the threat. The protracted "peace keeping" missions we keep throwing ourselves into are ridiculous.

MudderFetcher I get the feeling that we don't have the whole truth about most wars

Qriist Supporter+ We did know about Pearl Harbor. The Japanese spent the night prior broadcasting their intent.

wesley1924 Supporter++ Even if you are defending yourself, it would be in response to an initial aggressor. Although your response may be just, the initial aggression was not.

MudderFetcher biting Beverly's boob was exactly like Hiroshima

Qriist Supporter+ Fat Man dropped on Nipplesaki, true story.

MudderFetcher (tried to make fun of her but made it sound super awesome instead lmfao)

Qriist Supporter+ Little Boob dropped on Gingershima

Qriist Supporter+ Pearl Harbor wasn't the public, it is a military installation.

Qriist Supporter+ navy base, i think

JQuickDraw Supporter War is like Stratego. I like the little red guys.

MudderFetcher we should put George Takei back into a camp

Qriist Supporter+ he clearly didn't learn his lesson the first time lol

MudderFetcher 🖖

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher We should start up an American Kamikaze unit, and he would be the only soldier in it.

MudderFetcher I feel like most countries just look at the US and think "Let's just wait 4 years."

JQuickDraw Supporter If the Dems don't right their ship, they might not get a sniff at the White House until 2036.

MudderFetcher the secret ingredient is voter fraud

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher But they're losing so many voters they can't make up the difference with fraud, especially with a lot of state governments taking steps to stop the fraud at their level.

Qriist Supporter+ I posted that in chat here

Qriist Supporter+ it was the very short video

Qriist Supporter+ She Who Must Not Be Named (A) is fighting with She Who Must Be Named (B), shocker.

JQuickDraw Supporter Who is CBHeresy?

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw dunno that name

MudderFetcher 'Cluster B: Vampire Hunter' is my favorite anime

MudderFetcher Vampire Hunter B

Qriist Supporter+ I TYPOED

Qriist Supporter+ SHOCKER

Qriist Supporter+ lol

Qriist Supporter+ idc who is A or B, they are both grade A B's

Qriist Supporter+ he's a game dev, probably had his composer make something

MudderFetcher ain't nothing wrong with a Power Muff lol

Qriist Supporter+ TELEPHONE POLE

JQuickDraw Supporter The word "anaconda" comes to mind lol.

Qriist Supporter+ here's the monster romance vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhO1mFCJFo

JQuickDraw Supporter Trans women have an open wound. That's pretty close, right?

wesley1924 Supporter++ Trans vaginas definitely belong in a museum. And no where else.

MudderFetcher not going to the trans women vagina museum...heard that place stinks anyways

MudderFetcher damnit internet people...you got 2mins to make a video

Qriist Supporter+ The Redheaded ASMR

Qriist Supporter+ rofl

wesley1924 Supporter++ We will be forever oppressed by federal ID because Beverly couldn't get passed her makeup

wesley1924 Supporter++ *past

MudderFetcher reminded me that I an Aveeno dry skin face thing...took me forever to find at $15-20 a pop

Qriist Supporter+ I am that I am.

MudderFetcher I will pray for you all to find beer and chocolate

Qriist Supporter+ niiight

MudderFetcher 🍻 💜

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