Biden breaks the record for being on vacation 39.1% (405 days) of his presidency, and jets off to Nantucket to spend the rest of the week with his Dr. at his billionaire buddy's $34 million compound.

Biden scolds a reporter: "I know you're a typical press guy. You're grabbing me in front of this all of a sudden, and I trust you as far as I throw your phone. I can have a good arm, man. I can throw it a long way..."