No One Will Save You (2023) EXPLAINED + Fan Theories

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Oily TrashMovies Episode 34: No One Will Save You (2023)

Bublegum Barbie and Daddy WarBux watch some alien movie with a really long title. This is a modern take on silent films in that no dialog is spoken for 93 minutes. This movie starts strong, with badass aliens abducting townsfolk left and right, but apparently these aliens come from Planet Hippie because they just want to powwow and have group therapy sessions. In one of the biggest disappointments to date, we learn that even interstellar spaceships are powered by oil. Which is worse, getting probed on some UFO, or sitting through this metaphorical arthouse nonsense? You decide.

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