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Former New York Banker Goes Full-Throttle Comptroller Office on Audit of Variances Between Budgeted and Actualized in Democrat[ic] Victory

[FOB FREEDOM, November 11, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

One of the most amusing moments for one independent candidate during the “easy” victory of Arlington Democrats was witnessing one voter arrive at the polls, inquiring if there were any Republican Sample Ballots, thanking God that at least she didn’t say “Republicanic”, to match the “Democratic Sample Ballot.” Such, perhaps, are the small pleasures when you have graduated from a private college that most of the children of the voters in your community are wholly inadequately prepared to compete for admission, and, to the degree that genetics applies, one should always follow the science, if nothing else was learned through three years of evolutionary pressure, right?

“Well, Howard, the important thing to remember is that the people have spoken and we have validated their choices. Now, what was I going to say? I must have forgotten my notes somewhere. If anyone sees a large blue piece of paper, it may be what I had wanted to say, speaking independently. I just hope I don’t find myself in a pandemic, and have to ask the dude who did better than I in biology what the answers are for the test. Oh, and, remember to get vaccinated and boosted, when it’s your turn,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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