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Webb to Lopez: “Again, I Cannot Congratulate You and the Informed Voters of Arlington Enough.”

[FOB FREEDOM, November 9, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

While not in the Bible, of course, but one popular fairytale tells the story about a salesman who had sold a country bumpkin boy a few magical beanstalk seed in exchange for the family’s cow eventually lived happily ever after, because he climbed the beanstalk, found a giant, and ran off with the goose who laid the golden eggs. However, most folks following the science, in the community with the most government scientists, one would reasonably assume do not believe that fairytales come true, with perhaps the noble exception of those singing on the virtual men’s choir at Alfred Street Baptist Church, fully vaccinated with the only COVID-19 countermeasure never approved by the FDA, and seeing the invisible, feeling the intangible, expecting the impossible and expecting a miracle. And, at least according to one popular, cosmopolitan magazine in the Virginia suburbs of the nation’s capital, with a median income that is amongst the highest in the nation, apparently there are those who have and those who don’t and who are pleased as a mockingbird at a hummingbird convention, at least according to the latest election results, especially with regards to education, where, if national norms hold, only about a third of the students in the second best public schools in the great state of Virginia appear to be taking the SAT, and apparently trying harder to get into some college, with applications up 26% from four years ago.

“Well, Howard, what did the President say? Good luck in senior year. If you look at the top twenty colleges where students in the Arlington Public Schools had applied, places like NYU, the guaranteed destination for the dumbest person at my high school, let’s just say that of those who thought they were college bound and on their way to the big city may need to look into other options, increase those visits to the school psychologist to maybe three times per week, and, I may even donate a few NARCAN kits for the kids of parents who love their cars far more than their children,” remarked Major Mike Webb, the standard bearer for improving public education, and a big loser in this election against Delegate Alfonso Lopez, who, according to reports, had easily sailed to victory, albeit by voters who believe “firefighter” is two words, and require assistance transferring dots from one blue piece of paper to a white piece of paper to vote for their choice.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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