yours truly was a day drunk & proud of it

i didn't have the intention of burning these cookies
a giant magical cookie crisp
i am so in awe of women that cook n clean
eventually is a word i use quite often
i started craving red lobster like 5hrs ago
why am i eating this cookie before i place a food order
party bracelet from coworker
not that cops dunno how to party
i don't scare too easily
there are ways around these drug tests
not just addicts but people that wanna have an experience
getting eggs is an experience for me so...
my drinking was way too extreme haha
"i just never wanna be sober" i get it, man
at the end of the day it is always your decision
sobering up or cutting back won't work if you don't wanna do it
exposure is good but force is not
booster shots no matter what but plants are a no no
plenty that drink/do drugs that are super boring
day drunks are way more interesting
work is part of life, get used to it
before this cookie totally kicks in...