Firing Line: Ad Hominem

Why, Days After a 180-Degree Reversal on the Virus Origins, Was a Scientist with No Coronavirus Experience, Designated as Lead Researcher?

[FOB FREEDOM, October 28, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

One member of the school board for the second-best public schools in the great state of Virginia, and a professional in the “vertical transportation industry”, will tell you that he enjoys participating in “those difficult conversations”, which could represent a vast array of topics for an alumnus of the most diverse and least performing public high school in the County of Arlington, and one of Virginia’s only 392 homeless veterans, while not exactly a David Priddy, is asking those hard questions, triggering an open and more informed discussion on the origins of a novel virus in the community with the most government scientists, who are credited with delivering the “safe and effective vaccines”.

“Well, Howard, a lot of homeless are just selfish, only thinking about themselves, and, as a veteran of strategic counterintelligence, I like to believe I bring a different perspective to the conversation, not just provincial pride, as they say. If I wanted to beg for money, drive a fine luxury automobile and sport the newest fashions, I could have been a preacher—or an elected public official, for that matter. And, if we are to avert the pandemic next time, at least in the old-school army, we would conduct an after action review, return to that which had been planned, or budgeted, to use the cost accounting terminology, running through actions on the objective, or that which was actualized, and then beginning, informed by this preliminary context, a discussion regarding the variance, or the delta, providing some level of analysis and development of lessons learned. Many have said that this was a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic; so, it is not like we are going to have that institutional memory and experienced resource the next time some virus, the most abundant biological particles in the world, decides to become number 221 in virus threats to mankind, and set off a global pandemic, maybe another force projection strike task force, equipped with distinct armaments, converging on one location simultaneously, which, of course presently is our most likely scenario,” explained Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner who was not employed at all during the last pandemic in helping to address what he had studied three decades ago.

“Well, Howard, playing devil’s advocate, let’s imagine a transnational conspiracy just for giggles, and you need a contingency plan in case things go south. Why risk your established reputation when you can grab some FNG and let him risk his neck. We see this same scenario playing out in the narrative of David Garrow’s Bearing the Cross. Rosa Parks, whose husband was a member of a communist cell in Montgomery, had already set it off with her arrest. Feets tired, and the whole thing. You know the story. And now with the town in civil unrest, ready to boil over the souls to the polls Black clergy had a meeting, and they tossed the hot potato to the brand new minister come to town, a preacher’s kid from Atlanta who had a dream, and the rest is history,” explained Webb.

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Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.