How to Kiss like Angelina Jolie

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A look at the technique that launched a thousand broken relationships.

Step 1: Get collagen
Get collagen lip injections—unless bee-stung lips come naturally to you.

Tip
Collagen too pricey? Buy one of the many lip plumpers available at the cosmetic counter.

Step 2: Find an inappropriate partner
Find an inappropriate partner—someone’s husband, your brother, or, if you’re supposedly heterosexual, a woman.

Step 3: Hang on
Hang on to your partner in a proprietary way during the kiss, as a warning to other women.

Step 4: Keep lips closed
Keep your lips closed, unless you’re in a serious relationship—you know, like one that involves wearing your partner’s blood in a vial around your neck. In that case, go for tongue.

Step 5: Flash a sexy smile
When the kiss ends, flash your lover a sexy smile that promises better things to come.

Did You Know?
Angelina Jolie has been quoted as saying that Brad Pitt is 'a great kisser.'

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