Crusty Science Man Gets Fowch Award for Dumpsterness

Howwww is this a real headline. Dr. Peter Crusty Hotez, who loves giggling and throating junk food and while criticizing anyone who doesn't want factory-made mystery potions blasted in their browneye by force.

Lots of actual sad laughs. I could barely come up with a joke for how wild this award even exciting actually is. But thankfully it lead me to the realization that The Dumpster View co-host Whoop Cushion resembles a rastafarian school bus and well, that makes it all worth it.