Rank Choice Voting: Lab or Nature Origin

The Only Candidate with an Actual Rank Decides to Invite Arlington Voters to Play a Game

[FOB FREEDOM, October 20, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Despite being the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the seventh most educated state in the nation, the second-best public schools empirically demonstrated in the Class of 2022 that the apple may be falling far from the tree, because only one of 96 received an acceptance letter from Harvard University, which accepts less than five percent of the 60,000 students who apply. Perhaps, they just failed to gain acceptance because of legacy admissions, but that would assume that there are no legacy alumni in Arlington to get them in. But, at least at the last two candidate forums, which featured not even one candidate for school board, the organizers at the Arlington Civic Federation and the Arlington NAACP were gung-ho for rank choice voting, even if the only candidates who have any military rank in the races are long shots against the incumbents.

But, yielding to the predominant feelings of the mass of voters, at least one independent candidate, apparently a former biological warfare planner, according to Arlington Patch, is willing to give rank choice voting one more try, permitting Arlington voters, if they are quite up to the challenge, especially with the pitfalls experienced during the off-year, low turnout primary in June, which took over a week, working through the weekend to finally obtain a result, to pretend that they are members of the Intelligence Community and use rank choice voting against clinically established facts about the ever-mysterious and invisible enemy that had closed public schools to in-person instruction, and calculate, based upon objective data, where they stand on the origins of a novel coronavirus, with either low or high confidence—a topic that even the press had to take time to explain when the Intelligence Community had reported their conclusions in this manner.

“Well, Howard, recall we have voters in Arlington who only vote for one party, and will dictate their choice in November on whoever is in that one party, and so, when you offer them a range of choices, there may be some cognitive dissonance. Perhaps, that is how big thinkers think here in the oppidum of Arlington, which as our Latin Club members should know is the Latin word, gender neuter, for town, and pronounced Opey Dumb. Funny thing was when we were segregated into Latin I and Intro to Latin, based upon test scores, the folks in Intro to Latin, who learned nice Latin phrases, were taught by Father Oppido, which gave us Latin I students a little tickle because that would be the dative and ablative form of you know? Opey Dumb. Hey, Ain’t Be,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

And, while preparing for the Arlington League of Women Voters candidate forum on the 22nd, who had at least claimed they were interested in students learning critical thinking skills back during Webb’s first run for Arlington Public School Board, Webb is using his time to respond to an after the buzzer motion to dismiss one of his many cases in federal court, and this one from attorneys retained by Meta Platforms, the owner of the largest social media platform in the world, Facebook, and at least his early assessment of the 30-page memorandum of law, focussing a lot of wasted time on an original complaint that is now moot, about an apparently “inscrutable”, 28-page amended complaint that a bet-the-company litigation partner for high profile clients at a top international law firm is that he had actually expected better for whatever Mark Zuckerberg is paying for that legal representation, especially with extra time to try to dismiss the complaint. And we’ll have more as that story develops.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.