Sir Kier Starmer in vicious (Gary) Glitter Attack during Labour Party Conference Speech

Good evening - todays breaking news is that Leader of the Labour Party Sir Kier Starmer was subject to a vicious attack from notorious nonce, Gary Glitter - during a speech at the labour party conference Gary Glitter rained down on Kier giving him a nasty shock - Questions are to be asked as to why Sir Toss Pot's security team allowed this to happen? Once explanation is that they may have been relieving themselves on the Gary Glitter, we eagerly await some answers.

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