Van Damme's 'Hard Target' Is So Good Other Movies Shouldn't Exist - Best Movie Ever

The Jean Claude Van Damme and John Woo masterpiece 'Hard Target' is such an incredible display of awesomeness, that it blows my mind that other movies even exist. What reason could anyone have for watching something where Van Damme doesn't standing straight up and shooting while riding a motorcycle? Or punching a snake for getting uppity? Yeah, I know, Yancy Butler's eyebrows are super weird but you also have Wilford Brimley as a drunken Robin Hood and if you're still reading this instead of watching the movie then consider yourself dead to me.