no reward system so good luck w/ the punishment

context has been out
i used to wrestle w/ being a polemicist
i really take in the world's troubles
instant gratification will always override
i love being schizophrenic (right now)
you dunno the underlying reason unless you ask em
i've worked in the restaurant industry
i want my opinion to be changed, surprise me damnit
colorado sobriety okay
my body used to reject anything but vodka
i really forget n underestimate the gravity of my sobriety sometimes
it's only by the grace of God
tea tree is essential for a reason (kills bacteria real quick)
they're not called semi-important oils for a reason
liquor should have the word essential written all over the bottle
charter is beside himself whenever we'd gather in these dives
drinking is a huge part of the comic/starving artist lifestyle
i'm not impervious to mean comments, keep leaving them so i will get another layer of skin
we don't have the time to explain everything that we do
there's my friend brittany's fave truck in the whole world (she's obsessed w/ the steelers as is the driver of this vehicle OBVIOUSLY)
yes i make many many assessments, that's kinda what comedy is
you gotta be a little arrogant to do comedy but that makes sense ya know considering...
overblown but very necessary confidence
if you think that my shit's bad...
i have always been extremely happy to be proven wrong
*i took them off around 7ish
i tried to be a badass n not wear them but i was stumbling to my car
don't chu hate it when people utter these meaningless phrases