American Airlines Hot Brown Candid Camera

Yooooooooo @americanair IS THIS YOU BRO????? A 14-year old aLLeGEdLy goes into the dump chamber on a flight and some dirt merchant taped his iPhone to the seat in the sloppiest example of pure garbagery I've ever seen.

You can't make this up. This bag of rice dipped in dumpster juice didn't even try. Lock this character up and throw the key into the Brown Sea because this is next level wild. Why is everything in the literal actual alleged Earth such pure trash? How is this even possible? What is occurring? Is everyone good?????