Die Hard Is So Good It Pretends To Care About Your Stupid Day - Best Movie Ever
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Look, you're a schlub with almost nothing going for you, while Bruce Willis's Die Hard is a non-stop adrenaline rush of awesome. We all know it couldn't care less about your cat being happy to see you or that you stocked up on tomato sauce because they had a sale going. But it at least pretends like you're not the most boring person on the planet, which takes A LOT of effort. The Bruce Willis movie Die Hard is way too good for you, and we all know it.
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