i want people to be as disgusted w/ technology as i am w/ sex

there are only so many chords i can do
paranoid makes me sound so desperate
i'd much rather be behind a total slow poke than have someone behind me
do yawl feel like your life is a movie
i used to feel ashamed of this and then i just got over myself
everything that is bad can still be used for good, that's what God told me
it's just intuition, sumin that women are supposed to have
i understand myself probably better than every woman in the world
what i was told i didn't believe
so i used the internet the way it should be used, i don't think they want us to use it to better ourselves
make up reasons why things happened a certain way
don't mind me, i don't really play piano
this is okay w/ me finally
comedy chose me since i am mistake-prone
i'm always pretty hard on myself but i think that's a good thing
i do get more than a little lost inside myself
everything's an abyss, i make the most outta this
most of the time it's a big blob of a mess
any time i use the word doth i am so proud of myself
if they're doin what i do, i don't know about it
that bitch that owns the flower shop is mildly funny, she's gotta be a gen Xer
millennials n zoomers are completely entrenched in technology
i need to do a BDSM/technology joke