WHO Got Game! Who Got Played?

Webb to Beyer: “I Said It Before, and I’ll Say It, Again: Not My Voters.”

[FOB FREEDOM, August 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

The voters in Arlington are so solid blue that a bookie wouldn’t lay odds on a Republican picking up a seat in the community with the most government scientists, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, and the most educated, by credentials, municipality in the entire Commonwealth, which is ranked seventh for education, in the nation, by credential. But, now ranked sixth for learning loss, with record low declines in math and reading scores across the nation, one graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia is trying to get to Sesame Street, raising an issue that no parent or educator is raising, subordinating it in priority below choices in restrooms and participation in extracurricular athletics.

“Well, Howard, I believe now I’m going with the corn hole example. It’s a simple game that is very popular now, and most understand the basic rules. You miss the board, you get no points. You put the bean bag on the board and you get a point. But, if you sink it in the hole, you get three points. Miss the board. Okay, you are one of the unlucky of 478 kids applied to 90% selective VCU and who didn’t get in. Conversely, hit the board would be like getting accepted to a school for which one proud Arlington parent has a window sticker that says: VCU Mom. Sink it in the hole, we are talking the one in 96 APS students who got into Harvard, and the two of 86 who got into my alma mater, where if you just want to go to medical school as a premed, you have more than a chance of getting into medical school than anyone getting into VCU, about 93%. We boast over 97% for law school. Okay, this is some advanced math, but if we had 478 kids not trying to get into Harvard, but VCU, at least somebody is familiar with betting the odds,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.