this is how we kill time *the caterpillar saga pt1

the cutest little thing i've ever seen
i couldn't stop crying cos i thought that i stepped on him earlier today
curling up in a ball is not just a defense mechanism for humans
i love the fuck outta bugs cos i don't relate to people
he is coming w/ me so we should probably leave
it's been so long since anybody has crawled on me not that i want anyone to
i was supposed to leave at 5 but left at like 8:45 but i was 33min late so...
i always assume it's a he does that make me a patriarchy enthusiast
anything traditional is now gonna be associated w/ nazis
i haven't washed my pants in awhile, i just don't see the point cos i will spill sumin on em in less than 30 min (restaurant BOH ie kitchen)
we do know me haha
high quality content right here
genuine appreciation for this little critter, as you can see