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Pulp Fiction-Themed TikTok Video Becomes Top Content for Litigation Hobbyist Defending Faith

[FOB FREEDOM, July 27, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

He has edited live-action-drama videos that have captured over three thousand views on TikTok, and the former broadcast journalism student at the most competitive private college in Virginia is beginning to get the feel of the visual content medium, branching off to video shorts that may not win any Oscars, but have captured enough attention for censors to begin shutting them down.

“TikTok is a younger audience than Facebook, where, as you know, Howard, we had achieved international viral notoriety with just one post. Sex sells. What can I say? And who doesn’t like Tarentino, right? So, we decided to go with a themed presentation of some of the broader issues resolving the recently terminated pandemic emergency, in a context that most people could probably understand. And, it’s not quite like my fight club live action, which hit over three thousand in about an hour, but we are starting to get the feel, and, as Pharell Williams said on Juneteenth, this is only the beginning,” stated Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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