i don't like people all b/c they like me. i don't dislike people all b/c they dislike me.

i chugged a cup of iced coffee earlier so now i really have to pee
no withdrawals from anything but booze
is breathing the ultimate panacea
literally, figuratively and metaphorically cool it
they're so old they're dead hahaha
nothing is original everything is a repeat
nope, apparently they work at zanies
it's painful for me to watch them suck
i don't like a lotta people in this comedy scene
everybody thinks i'm a genius whether they can admit it or not haha
the only thing that matters is what God thinks
i hate imperialistic theologians, as c.s. lewis would rightfully label them
if it's popular it's probably not true
kris dyed his harr a while ago amy
i am very entertaining, not sorry to say that we don't need you vortex
beaded Jesus is always around somewhere
it was in my bag the whole time, imagine that
aren't comedians supposed to be funny?