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Another “Major” Video Production, as Designated Whistleblower Myth Busts “The Science” That Many Americans Had Claimed They Had Followed on a Novel Coronavirus

[FOB FREEDOM, July 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

U.S. Air Force Colonel Leroy Fletcher Prouty had served as the Chief of Special Operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff under President John F. Kennedy, and had served as the model for the character X in Oliver Stone’s conspiracy-inspired film JFK, the memorable character portrayed by the actor Donald Sutherland who had claimed that “[t]he ‘How’ and the ‘Who’ is just scenery for the public” and “[p]revents 'em from asking the most important question: Why?” And, yet chasing trails of emails, searching for smoking guns, the proximal origins remain elusive, dividing even the Intelligence Community, while most people have coalesced around two possible scenarios: an escape from a laboratory or a natural spillover from a still elusive zoonotic source, as unknown as, apparently, the infectious dose and secondary attack rate of a novel virus with an etiology quite singular that, at least in one community with the most government scientists, many are now, after three years of pandemic, ready to move on and restart their former lives—except perhaps one, described as a “pesky independent” and “litigation hobbyist”, but by all accounts “not a serious option” as a political candidate, but currently in a race against the Democratic Caucus House Majority Whip Alfonso Lopez, who had qualified for the November ballot in March.

“You know, according to the science, we go through five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance, and if I had been bamboozled into believing I might actually get infected naturally from a Harvard Acceptance Rate virus, and also had failed for three years to bother to read the science reports, I would probably be in denial and anger. But life goes on, and, has depression killed me? No. And I am a bona fide major depressive, at least according to the doctors,” stated Major Mike Webb, a former army top spy.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.