men are women 2.0 *women cannot be men 2.0 (ag standup @ tk2)

i just meowed at ronnit
that's ronnit always making her presence known
the first and (probably) only set where she did not talk about her hoo hah (i kinda wish i had recorded it cos i doubt it will ever happen again haha)
God is still the answer and He will prove that i'm right
that dead horse keeps on getting resuscitated
billy club...lead pipe...baseball bat (all courtesy of society)
it's my dead horse to beat damnit
gay jackets from now on how apropo
quiet women are smokin hot tho
kissing them makes them stop talking does it not
Lord you made that ass...
according to ag if you stare at a phone for too long a duration you might as well die
labelling my shit alt. comedy makes me wanna kill myself
God's army is way scarier
amateur nouns...me me me
meme is me twice...why Lord why did you put me in this era?
man inside my head always reacting to the woman i still am
your driving sucks, bitch (he says this at least ten x during every car ride)
stop making the general public uncomfortable and take these pills (if shrinks were honest w/ ag)
bad company are we not *FACTS
ice ice amy...block of ice over here
i'd rather be murdered than have to spend additional time w/ a man
cluster of cells joke right here GET IT
govt schools (not marijuana) shrink brain cells (mj puts em on lay-away GET IT)
visual joke...trying to do more of em cos they stick for obvious reasons
flying spaghetti monster...whatever works man
another comic was telling me about that dude's head blocking the camera view and i explained to him that my camera work is almost always shitty hahaha (it always seems to work out considering how much i hate vanity)