alt comedy/ alt Christianity Psalm139

is this redundant or what
shit shatting ain't even original, it all started w/ the french go figure
some of my jokes are pretty stupid
the appeal to me is that i'm not interested in fame
my beliefs are typically correct, it all keeps proving me right
"you can let that define you or you can focus on the good things"
we are the star of painful realizations
this is just the human condition to the extreme
these rants (and pot) are all i got
i hate venders and sellers of shit
the internet is a giant vending machine of crap products
i hate ooey gooey totally self-righteous crap
i'm a comedian so i'm naturally looking at it from this perspective
we can just be animals and it doesn't matter
we're supposed to be conscious of sex, unlike animals
ronnit has been with way more men than me but she actually likes sex
jews literally know how to work their way around
my comedy is pretty dark
jerry seinfeld doesn't take any real risks
nobody's taking many risks right now tho at least he was funny and right some of the time
every once in awhile i will access that part of me that you witness in every video but it is very very rare
mainstream people won't be able to hang
these mfs are too positive for their own good (it's their narcissism but i suppose they could say the same shit about me haha)
bats aren't the slightest bit racist tho so...
their lack of vision actually benefits them in other regards