ag explains what she does *it's piano PUNK for a reason
back eating my grapefruit, just 3 more pieces to go
i'm not hardcore enough to eat the skin at least not today
i watch enough of terrence mckenna
most of my music i know a lot about but writers not so much
since music is my drug of choice me n elijah wood would get along famously
they'll kill him too tho
chanting will help you power thru the bad part of your trip
singing raises your vibrational frequency
as if i don't already know that my "music" is terrible...
the clash just happened to be insanely talented
maybe they're just disgusted by my existence *i get it
i don't like being arrogant for any reason
singing acapella has raised my vibrational frequency
cursing is indicative of intelligence as well as balance
can't stand fucking prudes
look just becuz you're the clergy...
being effective is all i care about in relation to my stage presence
your damn right i ain't being obedient
since God made me to be a comedian n all *also my instincts are always correct and my instinct tells me that swearing is okay cos God hates censorship
it's much like when Jesus healed that woman on the Sabbath day
God always gets the context, don't worry about His people they are silly
my God stuff typically hits, the devil stuff always hits
the only clean atheist comic
it's very ambitious of him in this endeavor
i'm not saying that you have to swear to be smart or funny but i won't put limits on myself
mitch swears quite a bit but he's fucking hilarious
you are a fucking pussy to get offended by language get outta here
swordfish and halibut are both very large fish
the internet leaves us w/ no excuse
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