are yawl surprised that i talk to the devil *ag standup @ cafe coco

i hate these introductions so much
that's brandon's girlfriend??? heckling at me
it is an orange box
what happens when you hate technology: you destroy it
man i am a real luddite
what can i say to get me murdered...that's why i do comedy
the general public doesn't care if you kill yourself
i was a drunk's drunk
vodka does not seep thru yer pours
they know when you're drinkin it when you're drinkin it tho
i'd always rather be drunk FACTS
SCRAM (we repeat this phrase multiple X a day)
i do usually get em all at some point kudos ag
that's ronnit heckling (she said i talk to the devil when i'm driving, she's right)
me and ronnit are still women even tho we confuse people about that often
Lord plz humble this lyin bitch
God doesn't get offended unlike Christians...i do not understand those that claim they follow Him like at all
if i had a smartphone i'd lower it into a well
goodnight and good luck??? *why am i quoting some piece a shit journalist
not yet have i lowered a baby into a well
"i dunno what that means" CLASSIC comic statement following a random joke pulled outta one's ass