Inheritance Theft Feud Continues W/ Shitty State Bank Iowa: Family Owned Conspiracy Of Weak Cowards!

In this first remote episode of Rooster & Rex, Sauros elaborates on "Shitty State Bank's" inheritance theft, proves his thesis that fancy overpriced lawyers are stupid weaklings, thinly veils the names of the guilty in a "satirical" manner, and confirms that a very prominent banking family in Iowa are actually a bunch of pussies that robbed him for fun, and are not anything anyone should ever fear.

In other words, Sauros mocks third and fourth generation winners of the vagina lottery as existential nobodies, not masters of the universe.

Plus, Trump is going to prison, and Sauros hints at compound security and defense techniques.

Will Sauros be extradited to Iowa for making irrefutable legal arguments? Will he bring suit against the scumbags directly? Will his red envelope marked "Re: BANK FRAUD" to the Iowa A.G.'s office arrive at its destination?

These are the days of our lives!

The gloves begin to come off against the "Allwrecked" family, "Mr. Nathaniel Toetag," and other unindicted co-conspirators. Classy courtesies are coming to an end, and it would appear that the banking family in question doesn't even care about its "good name" anyway.

- S.D.C.