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In this first remote episode of Rooster & Rex, Sauros elaborates on "Shitty State Bank's" inheritance theft, proves his thesis that fancy overpriced lawyers are stupid weaklings, thinly veils the names of the guilty in a "satirical" manner, and confirms that a very prominent banking family in Iowa are actually a bunch of pussies that robbed him for fun, and are not anything anyone should ever fear. In other words, Sauros mocks third and fourth generation winners of the vagina lottery as existential nobodies, not masters of the universe. Plus, Trump is going to prison, and Sauros hints at compound security and defense techniques. Will Sauros be extradited to Iowa for making irrefutable legal arguments? Will he bring suit against the scumbags directly? Will his red envelope marked "Re: BANK FRAUD" to the Iowa A.G.'s office arrive at its destination? These are the days of our lives! The gloves begin to come off against the "Allwrecked" family, "Mr. Nathaniel Toetag," and other unindicted co-conspirators. Classy courtesies are coming to an end, and it would appear that the banking family in question doesn't even care about its "good name" anyway. - S.D.C.

A very special and legally pertinent episode of Rooster & Rex! The dawn of a red letter day! When one of the most prominent families in Iowa robs you, and the Children of the Corn attack, and He Who Walks Beneath the Rows demands a dance, what's to be done? Sauros uses his expertise as Mystical Sadist and attempted victim of Shitty State Bank Iowa to guide you through it. Feel and taste the Grimes! Meantime, the fetid and frothy spectacle of politics continues, limitations of rusty skyscrapers, Jeb! as Rosa Parks of the GOP, Desantis conquers Vice City but putters in real life, Top Gear cheating with Teslas, Sauros conflates John Waters with Ed Wood, and more regarding Sauros' new and exciting red envelope adventures! Making pen pals is fun, newer lawyers from Drake tend to be the bastard vermin slime of the ages, and we continue to be infinitely better than all of them put together. This extra special episode is sponsored by the inaugural Corncob of the Year Award (COTYA)! "COTYAs are reserved for examples of 'professional' incompetence, malfeasance, perfidy, and all-around rottenness of such sterling composition and quality, that their exposure serves the best interests of everyone who could do a better job and for less pay." It's like Christmas in June!

Rooster & Rex discuss Trump's Town Hall, the 20 Feds March, lies regarding dignity, the ethics of clinging to life with white knuckles no matter how crummy it gets, subsidized suicide, the artistry of humane psychopaths, fancy chickens, meth as a business model, some quirky implications of multiverse and simulation theories, and the cosplay coronation of the last king of Britain. Along the way our obsession with apples continues to grow, New York's state of the art subways are revealed, and Red Green teaches Rooster how to properly fish for outrage.

In this episode of the Rooster & Rex show your intrepid hosts wonder if a rotten society can fix itself, what would happen if there were more politicians per person, consider how the hermetic or Hegelian screw trap might be avoided, and other entertaining features of the western world's ongoing quixotic quest to articulate its nature within the frameworks of false realities - no matter what the consequences are. Along the way Sauros comes out as a trans black mystic, we solve the homeless problem, political mosh pits are advocated, the secret fun of perverse transgression revealed, and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe comes into view.

Real audio resurrected on Easter Sunday! Rooster & Rex discuss perversion in the constitutional forms of political science and other aspects of the passing scene: Race hustling code switching, Mensa level morons, appeals to trauma, notions of futurity and time, society as highly attenuated hostage situation, the techniques of managerial mass murder in the administrative form, social credit regimes, digital concentration camps, immanentizing the eschaton, transgender quackery, viral geopolitics, and other entertaining features of our false reality complex and the secondary virtues which make it seem worthwhile. Does moral squalor have something to do with physical squalor? History continues and the world has not ended - Problem? Is there a conflict between a covenant society and a contract society? Is it the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning?

This will prove to be a landmark episode of Rooster & Rex. The audio gremlins won this battle but have lost the war! "Audio engineer" Phil Spectre's contract has expired. We thought he was that other guy! We didn't care about the alleged (but actual) murder or realize he was dead. We simply wanted a certified audio genius to master our stuff. The lesson is to beware of homonyms in audio contracts! Just as inputs and outputs matter a great deal in audio, character and society might actually be connected. Portland, Oregon is dying. Rooster discusses a creepifying experience with a potential skinwalker. Sauros hints at decapitated immanence with regard to form and nature in society existing in seeming conflict. And Trump continues to dangle over a legal system which has merged with an ideological false reality.

In this episode of the Rooster & Rex Show your hosts explore the intersectionality of the creeper van community with multiculturalism, ongoing central bank alchemy, and how Trump might be the first President to serve under White House arrest. Along the way we examine some partisan facets of the political scene, including beastiality, national and international suicide pacts, gnostic word spells, and the ongoing moral inversion layer hovering over whatever is left of Western Civilization. Also: Externalization of the perverted hierarchy and Identity vs. Individuality. Is it expensive to be a woman? Did Marx make up his version of Prometheus? Is society living under a gnostic heresy? Should Trump pull an Imran Khan? Are totalitarian forms of government imposed through vibrant youth movements funded by titans of industry? Was Isaiah stuck until Jeremiah and some letters from the alphabet solved the problem? Is penis made of arm? Is Las Vegas sinning enough? Vegan beastiality? .... We didn't directly refer to Crowley, but will undoubtedly get around to it.

Rooster Caffeine & Sauros Rex delve into the morally murky matter of law and order as it relates to Portland, Oregon's Walmart closures, the failed disinformation czar's lawsuit against Fox News, and the rubberized Z size tits of Canada's most famous ex public school teacher. Is society collapsing? Are we trapped in the gnostic word spell of the Trolley Problem? Meat lego gnosticism? Prospect of trans terrorism? What's going on?!

Joined in conversational progress. In this episode of the Rooster & Rex show we explore the psychosexual dynamics and implications of government by perverts, the intersection of the extreme end of the paraphilia bell curve distribution with State power. Sexual whole-hoggers have merged with Uncle Sham's hole-hoggers, which also happens to coincide with Twitter's history as governmentality and its recent shakeup under Elon Musk. "National Security" remains a punchline. What could be more democratic than a big orgy porgy? Plus, Rooster Caffeine self-medicates through the ongoing process of societal collapse by eating chips. This episode is all that, and a bag of chips! #Vituperation Recorded 12-10-22 Brinton update: https://twitter.com/asyakhamsin1/status/1627541483245936642

In this episode Rooster Caffeine & Sauros Rex discuss the issues of the day! Kanye was a naughty boy (recorded 11/26/2022), green energy isn't a perpetual motion machine, and how to talk about antisemitism without offending anyone at all.... Along the way we're visited by a tech gremlin, explore the complex origins of antisemitism, and other nuggets occur. Totally uncontroversial discussion ahead. As ever, we run a Class Joint. #FreeHarveyWeinstein #WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheWaitresses #MillionWaitressMarchOnHollywood #Vituperation

In this first episode as officially paid pod-casters, Rooster Caffeine & Sauros Rex discuss Sam Bankman-Fried's biography, how it relates to universities being a crime syndicate, and FTX's political money laundering on behalf of the DNC and Ukraine. Also, 80th birthday of the fossilized museum exhibit in the White House, what architecture suggests about mindset, Trump's theoretical Twitter return, an interview with a very special guest (another first in the show's history), positivism, apple pie, aspy abuse, and porn. To name but a few of our reliably uncontroversial subjects. Sam Bankman-Fried's law professor mother makes an a priori assertion regarding the future of determinism and brain studies. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Irony is best understood by those who expect it. Breaking: Stanford paid Sam Bankman-Fried's bail: https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1625929943275417600 Linda P. Fried's Columbia University is a death cult: https://twitter.com/kilmeade/status/1625313044875120641 As ever, we run a Class Joint. Contains vituperation.

Plans for an entirely new audio setup, which is to say, an audio setup, are in the works. In this episode of the Rooster & Rex Show, we delve into the potential meaning and change implied whenever there's a whiff of violence in Congress, the seeming strategy(!) of the Republican Freedom Caucus, their demands, and the substance, if any, of their negotiated demands going forward. We also consider the Executive Order Gerald Ford signed regarding political assassinations in the wake of the Church Committee hearings, and talk about White Heat, both Scarface movies, and Jeremiah Johnson. An episode noteworthy for having the quickest editing job in our history, and a seldom asked priapic question regarding "Reveille." Mike Rodgers has "stepped down" from the GOP steering committee after pulling a halfhearted Will Smith. "Eyepatch" McCain, a.k.a., Crenshaw, who called members of the Freedom Caucus "terrorists," was denied Homeland Security Committee chairmanship.

In this jaunt through the aftermath of the 2022 US midterm elections your conversational hosts Rooster & Rex bask in the picturesque halo of the people's divine will. Along the way we tackle the legal and moral problematics of underage abortion, dismal personal consequences of Oregon measure 112's enforcement for prisoners, that age old argument of conspiracy vs. incompetence (good news: it's both), callous disregard for the health of politicians by those around them and vice versa, the hubris of historical blunders, and go black pilled on the blackpilled! In short, demented curmudgeons bemoan the progressive decline and fall of syphilization while looking on the bright side.... With more soupcons of splendor besides. Emotional roller coaster ahead with vituperation. Incidentally, "Colonel" Edward Mandell House was not an official Colonel, and Federalist Paper 41 covers "General Welfare" in detail.

Political prognostications from Rooster Caffeine and Sauros Rex. Who will take Oregon? What will become of Oprah's pet Dr. Oz? Is New York turning purple (and can anyone resuscitate it)? How significant is the homosexual night club owner demographic in Florida's election? Can anyone make sense of the Paul Pelosi story? Are we living in Babylon? Were cave paintings made with human blood? Is democracy hyped up tribalism? Human sacrifice? Homelessness? Jail? Slavery?! EEK! We read the signs. And Sauros reads the first Sumerian word of the day. Correction: Sauros throws Jerome under the bus for Ur-Kasdim becoming "Ur of the Chaldees." However, Josephus and many others drew the same conclusion. See: ARPHAXAD.

Rooster and Rex have another uncontroversial discussion. Topics include the secret of holiness, lesbian political science in Oregon politics, democratic multiculturalism, Oregon county secession attempts, war in Ukraine, January 6th, Abraham Lincoln, homelessness, slavery, cult gurus, the Unabomber, the Alex Jones Verdict, and A Very Subversive Idea, to name a few. Along the way Sauros Rex engages in some slam poetry plagiarism. Contains French vituperation. We thank our listener for bearing with the audio issues, which we have plans to fix. A word of advice: never buy a microphone out of the back of a van from some character calling himself "Crazy Worthington." Nice box, but it turned out to be a wax cylinder microphone, which actually makes our recordings that much more impressive when you think about it. Like the 30 second wind up camera that guy filmed Manos: The Hands of Fate with.

Beware! The following content contains disturbing themes presented by disturbed hosts. Subject matter includes, but by no means is limited to the permanent surgical and hormonal alteration of defenseless "patients" called children. Be advised, if you need to bite down on something, we recommend food grade rubber. If you want to hold onto something for dear life, get a cat, or at least a loved one. In this episode of the Rooster and Rex Show, recorded April 18, 2022 (Gandalf the audio wizard was delayed), your hosts continue their elevator descent into the subterranean horrors of postmodernity, spelunking in the stygian depths of the zeitgeist. Fortunately, we come as strangers to a strange land, not to tarry in one of its sulfurous dens. Or are we actually already trapped in the belly of a dying machine? We mock the forbidden things which are meant to be sacred these days, like chopping private parts and other presumably superfluous giblets off in gnostic celebration of the Final Stupidity. Celebrity naughty bits are mentioned, including some they boldly transformed into biowaste under doctor supervision. Self-cutting is all the rage, which is just peachy keen with nacho bean (not really, but you can't always get what you want), so long as it doesn't spread to defenseless children under Munchausen mommy captivity, which of course could never in a million years happe...well, shit. Where do people get their identity (image), the State, nature red tooth and claw, happenstance of the singularity, or some other source entirely? Don't worry, we don't just explore the depths of a well cultivated earthly Hell. There's some jokes we stole too. On the other hand dead people can't use their jokes anymore, and so it's not really stealing. Besides, what's Norm gonna do, send a night terror, turn his ashes into a fist of fury? That fella can't do nuffin' about it now. His problems are over. Ours continue apace, as our intrepid listener shall learn. Along the way we're again visited by the mysterious Man From The Future, who shows some signs of apoplexy, if not outright projectile scurvy, even though that's not even a real thing. More stunning revelations from your hosts ensue, as has become customary in these auditory minefields. Paraphilia derived heartache is real. It's all sexy fun time until there's collateral damage, and with paraphilic disorders there usually will be. Good luck! You'll survive. Probably. At least until Klaus Schwab and the WEF gang cram you into the Bug Pods. Image: Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya. Music: Ernie Englund And His Crazy Men, Freddy Martin And His Orchestra

On 1/24/22 Rooster Caffeine and Sauros Rex delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Civilization's Bane. As the world falls down, this is their story. Why worshiping the official grownups of society is a mistake, complete with a peppering of examples both past and present. Make no mistake, the professional expert class consists of the most competent civilization wreckers known to 'peoplekind.' Or make all the mistakes you like, what's it to me? Along the way, we'll meet false prophets, bad shepherds, Henry VIII's Nubian Queen from that show, and totally original bumper music, even though this isn't even on the radio! Surely there's nothing new under the sun, except that last bit. Yearning for even more? Ingrate. How dare you?! Nonetheless, our illustrious Man From The Future returns, and this time he's armed and dangerous! Prepare for a Kurt Cobain practice shot to some very precious conceits. Metaphorically. As ever, we run a class joint.

In this conversation (recorded June 6, 2021, with audio gains of function added up to July 20), Rooster Caffeine and Sauros Rex walk around the troubling and widening gyre unleashed by the piss poor existential attitude of Fauci and his ilk, who pretend that their ideological arguments are The ScienceTM! Their piss poor existential attitude might be summarized thusly: It's monkeys, typewriters, and trolley problems only official experts like them can evoke and solve, all the way down. The position that nature is the worst bioterrorist and therefore DURCheads (Dual Use Research of Concern) must create the bioweapons in order to save us from them is not a scientific one in the slightest, but a profoundly anti-philosophical and therefore an anti-scientific one. Given the fact that they're reliant upon the constituent elements of nature to do anything at all, never mind proper science, wasn't it nice of the terrorist bitch to produce people like Fauci and the DURCheads so they could fix her myriad goofs? In this way does their consistent failure become transmuted into success. They conjured forth a whirlwind of plausible deniability based on the perceived murkiness of shuffling papers around. They were either so prescient they picked the right virus (thanks Miss Cleo), the one nature was already on the cusp of unleashing, or the DURCheads did it to the world by adding the furin cleavage site of the spike protein in a lab and are now managing the crisis their existential attitude unleashed in the first place. Their piss poor attitude does it all without any need of conspiracy. Whatever your attitude towards existence is, I certainly hope it isn't anything like that. Insofar as there is a baseline, it is, as they say, problematic. This is so because PCR "tests" are used to confirm serology "tests" (or vice versa), which are used to confirm "vaccine" "safety." None of the main "tests" are actually recommended for COVID-19, which has never stopped anyone from using them anyway. Slight problem. In other words, we discuss our way around the crisis beneath the surface level crisis of bureaucratically induced perma-plague. The crisis which has reduced the production of real science into a steaming pile of ash by subsidizing "science" as an ideological brand, thereby reducing it to a nihilistic dog chasing its own tail. Hence the reproducibility crisis in science. We also take a gander at some other seemingly significant dynamics, such as the fact that between hatred of Cheeto-In-Chief and reliance on collaborating with Communist China, science is held hostage to purely ideological considerations. The role of State subsidies and the perverse incentive structure they bring about also looms large. In this episode Sauros uses the editorial we (either that or he has a lab mouse in his pocket), steals jokes from The Master, some overlapping dialogue that might actually work occurs (either that or Sauros in his eagerness interrupts a couple of times), The Man From The Future provides an intermission relating to green energy, and Rooster's existential face palm continues. Sauros also screws up the Henrietta Lacks story by inverting it, but the point about contamination and scandalous scientific coverups remains. We eventually get around to reading some of Fauci's splendid little emails. Along the way we pose such questions as "Might synthesizing viruses and placing the recipes for their production on the internet somewhat obviate vaccine technology?" But we do it conversationally, dig? Trying to make this stuff sexy is hard. Naturally the world crisis cannot end until the attitude which produced it fundamentally changes. If you wonder how that might occur, take a look in the nearest mirror. Written Sources: Get Your Fauci, Cuomo, and Newsom Panties While Supplies Last! The Psychosexual nature of late stage democracy politics. https://www.lamag.com/lalifeandstyle/fauci-panties/ Fauci Email Dump Illustrates A Dismissive Physician Who Rose To Fame To Cover His Own Scandal https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/03/fauci-email-dump-illustrates-a-dismissive-physician-who-rose-to-fame-to-cover-his-own-scandal/ ESTIMATING THE GLOBAL ECONOMIC COSTS OF SARS* https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK92473/ The Ebola Number You Haven't Heard: 80% Of U.S. Ebola Patients Have Survived https://www.forbes.com/sites/dandiamond/2014/10/21/the-ebola-number-you-havent-heard-80-of-u-s-ebola-patients-have-survived/?sh=14da729a7622 Polio programme: let us declare victory and move on https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22591873/ Microsoft says error caused 'Tank Man' Bing censorship https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-57367100 Talking the talk, but not walking the walk: RT-qPCR as a paradigm for the lack of reproducibility in molecular research https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28796277/ Diagnostic accuracy of serological tests for covid-19: systematic review and meta-analysis https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32611558/ Code Review of Ferguson’s Model https://dailysceptic.org/code-review-of-fergusons-model/ Thousands of studies used the wrong cells, and journals are doing nothing https://www.statnews.com/2016/07/21/studies-wrong-cells/ ICAN Fauci Emails https://www.mediafire.com/file/e7wi0lqjd1d5lcx/Combined_Fauci_Emails_in_Chron_Order_OCRd_FINAL.pdf/file Immunogenicity and structures of a rationally designed prefusion MERS-CoV spike antigen: "A drawback of this approach is that coronaviruses can readily generate antibody-escape mutations in the RBD." - To the point that viruses can mutate as a consequence of vaccination. https://www.pnas.org/content/114/35/E7348 Robert Gallo Was A Naughty Boy https://www.thefreelibrary.com/AIDS+codiscoverer+censured+for+misconduct-a013324294 Joseph Stilwell Was A Naughty Boy (Calling Chiang Kai-shek "Peanut" - seems racist). https://ww2db.com/person_bio.php?person_id=18 We ought to have mentioned that Victor Dzau is known for his work on angiotensin-converting-enzyme (ACE) inhibitors. Video Sources: George W. Bush - jokes about weapons of mass destruction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5YgJx8VGRA REINER FUELLMICH WITH DR. PETER MCCULLOUGH - GLOBAL BIOTERRORISM https://www.bitchute.com/video/udo3xPXcIPl6/ Trump Testing Czar Giroir: Lab Accident 'Most Likely Origin' https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4968339/user-clip-trump-testing-czar-giroir-lab-accident-most-origin Uncovering the Origins of COVID-19: A Scientific Discussion (Insofar as there's such a thing as scientific proof, this is it.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4k3aLjO4zw Styx: Donald Trump Vindicated: COVID Wuhan Lab Intel Forces Fauci, Fact Checkers to do a 180 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frP57PZ6ErQ The Rageaholic: The Two Faces of Fauxci - A Rant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Wn8PyH7N0 What Kary Mullis says about PCR testing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOJKuSKw5c Fauci and Cuomo CRACK UP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XetvY_RBY_c Kary Banks Mullis explains why Dr. Fauci isn't to be TRUSTED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkqQIY7J0fQ Fauci's Opening Statement To Congress 2012 On The Risk Of Dual Research (Gain of Function) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJIi_DotSB4&t=271s Things worth reading when it comes to this sort of thing: What Happens When Science Goes Bad by Louis Pascal. https://documents.uow.edu.au/~bmartin/dissent/documents/AIDS/Pascal91.html The River: A Journey to the Source of HIV and AIDS by Edward Hooper Why Most Published Research Findings Are False by (scientifically unpersoned?) John P. A. Ioannidis https://journals.plos.org/plosmedicine/article?id=10.1371/journal.pmed.0020124 Jurassic Park (THE BOOK!) by Michael Crichton Ersatz bumper music: I AM THE FRIENDLY DOCTOR https://archive.org/details/78_1-i-am-the-friendly-doctor-2-two-times-a-day_irving-caesar-alice-remsen-irving-ca_gbia0304326a/1.+I+AM+THE+FRIENDLY+DOCTOR+2.+TWO+TIMES+A+-+IRVING+CAESAR.flac Oh! Doctor https://archive.org/details/78_oh-doctor_louis-panico-and-his-orchestra-panico-hopkins_gbia0043631b/Oh!+Doctor+-+Louis+Panico+and+his+Orchestra.flac Previous Episodes of Rooster & Rex: Rooster and Rex Episode 1: Democracy WTH?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gcPojfUgU Rooster's Birthday Pwezidential Inauguration Bash! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBVsJ6qoV0 Birthday Bash *Intensifies*...Welcome To Our Nightmare...We Think You're Gonna Like It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kksK0YbGG0 Extra Spicy & Blue Celebration of Our Glorious Ruling Class of Civilizational Termites https://rumble.com/ve3p4r-extra-spicy-and-blue-celebration-of-our-glorious-ruling-class-of-civilizati.html?fbclid=IwAR16jVSd-8DPU3dDe-z-CKUAS6sxJAbqowXhhaRjs-c0MBKmrVPYQhPly78 New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's COVID Corral: 15,430+ Served Plus More Colorful Public Confessions https://rumble.com/vf4czr-andrew-cuomos-new-york-covid-corral-15430-served-and-more-colorful-public-c.html Key words: Dr. Ian Malcolm (composite character), coronavirus, Groundhog Day Flatten Da Curve, Back To The Future, Vogons, Viruses, Variants (eek!), "Vaccines," State Idolatry, "Science" As Official Cult, Fauci, Neil Ferguson, Coronatarians, COVID, SARS, Polio, AIDS, HIV, monkey business, Kary Mullis, Dr. Peter McCullough, Dr. Steven Quay, Cuomo, Admiral Giroir, Gain of Function, Lab leak hypothesis, Ebola, Henrietta Lacks, Melinda Gates Foundation, science, ideology, social dynamics, spike protein, furin cleavage site, bioweapons, DURC, Dual Use Research of Concern, NIH, NIAID, Dharma Initiative, George Carlin says "Bullshit!" ACE2 receptor, Wuhan.

Cuomo Croons The Classics! They told him to quit his day job, to which he replied "Nuts to that!" From the new record label Belaboring The Point, "I'm Sorry," the extended cut. Sure to win a Grammy, or at least a Granny, if any survive. Political Satire.

Rooster and Rex's lamentations continue apace. More filth from the annals of forced political sodomy! National Security remains a punchline. Andrew Cuomo is a very naughty boy who wears a whimsical pin. Every meal at Cuomo's COVID Corral comes complete with complimentary coronavirus blankets. Now he'll let you visit grandma before she snuffs it - Huzzah! Mass murder according to the virus regime rules of the game. There's not enough paper to publish a proper history of New York's corruption. A sex scandal without the sex (Make Sex Scandals Great Again!) obscures the real Eldercide scandal in New York and beyond, as it represents the heart plug for the global State sponsored virus cult mass hysteria: if the State failed to protect those most at risk, it's all been a catastrophic waste, if nobody died prematurely in the nursing homes, it's all been a catastrophic waste - one of the biggest follies in the history of civilization. A sex scandal aficionado savors the difference between real and fake sex scandals with a walk down Memory Lane. HUD: Official real estate rackets. The Cuomo Trump connection. The Cuomo Clinton connection. The Cuomo Kennedy connection. Andrew Cuomo on a frontier psychiatrist's couch. Cuomo's rise: a history of weaponized investigations in New York. Tappan Zee Bridge, RIP. Italian culture is great, Andrew Cuomo is not. Mafia rumors and insinuations abound. Your exasperated hosts also take some time to point out the general lack of political street smarts among the population. The scourge of naive realism. The smartest man BOHICA Biden knows. If it bleeds, it leads, but only when ideology allows it. Soviet hacks in the media continue covering for China's Manchurian Candidate in the White House. People who wear beanie caps still don't have an ontological monopoly on the truth. We continue celebrating our glorious ruling class Goombas. Plus at least two stunning public confessions from your hosts. There will be F-bombs and a dollop of raunch sauce. Spoiler alert: Honeypot Hunter's gun may have been retrieved by a trash digger looking for recyclables. "Most Genius Shit Ever." Sauros Rex wonders why his "Smoke Crack Get Rich" plan isn't working yet. We also engage in some Remote Viewing of a renowned Pancake Sorter. Apologies to Joe Green, a.k.a., Giuseppe Verdi. As ever, we run a class joint! Headphone use approved. "I'm Sorry," Cuomo's new hit single from "Cuomo Croons The Classics," the extended cut! https://rumble.com/vf4d6z-cuomo-croons-the-classics-andrew-cuomos-new-hit-single-im-sorry.html Tipsy hats: Cuomo's Nursing Home Scandal is ATROCIOUS - Viva Frei Vlawg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=412xc7cLnAs Hollywood Was Always Red: A Rant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOtinTlx7yo Mario Cuomo on anti-Italian slurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJZtlIYBN6Y https://www.politico.com/news/2021/03/25/sources-secret-service-inserted-itself-into-case-of-hunter-bidens-gun-477879

Part 3. Rooster Caffeine, Sauros Rex, and The Man From The Future continue their journey upriver into the celebratory heart of darkness. Rooster's birthday bash of our marvelous rulers concludes. Topics include Shel Silverstein the psychopath, childhood Lego trauma, the Uno-bomber, Harvard is a very naughty institution, soulja boy McVeigh, beating the dead election horse named "Fortifying," using a cult leader in Waco to boost government funding, the great selfie insurrection of 2021 (good riot bad riot), George Orwell, practical stuff > politics, inspiration for The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways, the only successful government make work program, the Build Back Better Great Reset cabal of uncreative garbage, Donovan's Brain, economics, J.R. Ewing, OPEC, Al Gore and his ex-wife still suck (PMRC), Dee Snider, Hillary barking, concealed illnesses of politicians, The Report From Iron Mountain (virus as economic flywheel), Paul Krugman is famous but still wrong, at least two stolen jokes, big business blunders, a stunning confession about fashion, innovation, federalism, Mel Brooks is an evil genius, the glories of ethnic humor, Louis Pasteur, teleology even in nihilism, MS-13, healthy hair advice, Geronimo's skull, Rod Serling, Sigmund Freud, and a musically punctuated history of the last century. Too much? Not so fast! Special Guests include A Banging Hammer and a Mysterious Interlocutor. Ro-tun-dah, Ro-tun-dah, let down your graft.... Rooster & Rex Episode 1: Democracy WTH?!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gcPojfUgU&t=1544s Rooster's Birthday Pwezidential Inauguration Bash! Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBVsJ6qoV0&t=10s Part 2: Birthday Bash *Intensifies*...Welcome To Our Nightmare...We Think You're Gonna Like It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kksK0YbGG0&t=593s Tipsy Hats: Sabaton, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkcaeaD45MY, EBS Tutorials, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxDuCpXndc&t=128s