Unexplained Infectious Virus

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Former Army Top Spy and Former Biological Warfare Planner Floats “Possibilities” of Extra-Terrestrial Virus Origins

[FOB FREEDOM, May 31, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. . .

At least one science reporter, offering his opinion, on a matter that even the Supreme Court, in the landmark case, Jacobson v. Massachusetts, had suggested should be best handled by experts, claims that the possibilities are endless for the origins of a novel coronavirus, opening the imagination to an infinite number of stories, there apparently being not even one shred of evidence to directly identify the source of the novel coronavirus that has claimed more lives than Hitler in the Holocaust in half the time. So, one former biological warfare planner, who had declined multimillionaire Steve Kirsch’s multiple offers to provide cash money on varying theories he has had on vaccines and COVID-19, to enjoy the opportunity for creative writing, piecing together various descriptions found in science reports regarding the truly unique features that have baffled the world’s best scientists as well as the Intelligence Community, and, of course the current Congress.

“If mission statements are just pedantic exercises in creative writing, according to senior DoD official and Arlington Public School Board Chairman Reid Goldstein, why not explore my artistic expressions, right? It’s not like a half dozen cases docketed at the Supreme Court by a former biological warfare planner or even two current cases to convene a grand jury investigation have gotten anywhere. So, who doesn’t like UFOs and extraterrestrials? It’s about time I joined the nonessential clergy in this pandemic experience, because why would anyone who has any experience be required to resolve this mystery, and we appear to be having so much fun,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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