5 stark realizations at 8 yrs old...the ag experience

i'd be so good at making memes...alas
why do i call the internet the vortex
didn't brush my harr today, can you tell
people like me will always intimidate
whenever they get to know me and they realize how sincere i am...
if you really questioned authority you'd question the internet
what was my original point
tweets are thoughts?
social networks are evil, not compromising my principles
i gotta figure out a place to put the vortex so that we don't have to keep doing this shit
i don't wanna excel at sumin i hate
so lucky to not have confirmation bias
what would you do if you couldn't vilify people
my grey harr is shining!
forget your lack of self-confidence and buy more crap!
artificial means won't solve the existential crisis
oh shit! i guess that was a phase...
yawl remember pogs?
dumbest game ever and yet we played it
if this doesn't make sense alone, it's probably dumb socially (less common rules of thumb)
remember the oj simpson trial?
all the normie stuff just made me even more suicidal
indoctrinated only for so long, thank you Lord!