Alligator takes beach vacation

1 year ago
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POV: you want to get your beach body ready. You make sure to eat plenty of raw meat and make sure your scales are lovely, shiny and green. You are a fabulous alligator.

Also POV: you go to an Alabama beach and find an alligator casually chilling in the sea. You stand well back, and hope its vision is based on movement. You say ‘see you later, alligator,’ in an attempt to break the tension with humor. It doesn’t work.

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