Chicken terrorizes Mexico subway
A terrorist incident forced the closure of part of the Mexican subway system as police dashed into action to apprehend the intruder. Also: the terrorist was a chicken.
Commuters were left horrified as the anar-chick poultry led security guards on a merry dance between two platforms, clucking incessantly and possibly making people hungry. It was only then, when all hope seemed lost, that the fowl beast met his match: the coat. A guard leapt into action, hobbling the hen with a high-vis jacket, successfully defusing the chicken.
An investigation is now underway to determine who let his cock out on the subway.
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