more comedy confessions...ag standup @ holistic connection

why would you gimme unlimited time
i just discovered that half the keyboard doesn't work
that's the sound of making due
people dunno what they're supposed to do anymore
ag is the anti-depressant
psychosis here we come
the battery is dying along w/ everybody else
one of the side effects of anti-depressants is suicide
full blown psychosis is the only strain now
it still works even if it's laced w/ the govt
i like being insulted, if i had a mantel that's where my online insults would go
real shit right here about having kids outta wedlock
everybody's dream of being a comedian
this cheek, that cheek thank you Jesus
every once in awhile i plz the masses
drunkin donuts, better than getting fired for embezzlement...jk they never found out
thank you for letting me get that out, the statute of limitations is up
i know this ain't the room for that
therapy is such a waste of $
bringin that "joke" back around
my last sexual encounter one min haha
sex is just not worth it
imma pretend you're me and maybe you will validate me haha
yes that is true we are all batshit