you're laughing if i'm not hallucinating *ag standup @ cafe coco

i look so cute
i'm attached to this pillow so no you can't have it
people that go to rallies are stupid
okay we're gonna have to do better camera work i guess
*1st poster: i, phone i-phone i:phone 2nd poster: technology is boring 3rd poster: you bore me phoney bologna
i eat right since most americans don't
...but then i remember you're funny cos God gave you talent
i stopped doin all the fun stuff
i value my self-awareness
forgive but can't forget cos you won't let us
i am the shepherd of confidence
women don't need birth control they need to pray
we're too fucked up in the head to have a family
i couldn't be with a man, he'd shoot me
so much to offer cos i'm a giver like the Lord
i can only assume that you enjoy sex
welcome back to disassociation nation
this fool does not know about trader joes