Tasty Cat Food 🤣 #shorts #funnyjokes #jokes #funny #comedy

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Tasty Cat Food 🤣 #shorts #funnyjokes #jokes #funny #comedy

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The Joke 🤣👇:
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. “Oh, no!” she exclaimed. “Look at the time! I have to go home and fix dinner for my husband.” When she got home, she opened a can of cat food, stirred in an egg and garnished it with a lettuce leaf. She greeted her husband when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. He seemed to be enjoying it. “Darling!, this is the best dinner you’ve made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day.” Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. they exclaimed “You’re going to kill him!” . Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse and one of them said, “You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food will kill him! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?” The wife stoically replied, “I didn’t kill him. He fell off the window while he was licking his ass”

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