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👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. then the man continued: "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," . "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes

8,442 views Sep 8, 2023 👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. He said: No. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" . "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #laughing #jokes #comedy

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line: 'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works Fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?' . 'Oh, Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons.' Have a nice day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: So here the young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped and said: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” . The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. The girl asked: “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” . “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”. 🤣🤣🤯 #shorts #ajokeaday #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says “Hey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside the mother. The doctors calls the gynecologic over to have a look. Again the baby’s head pops out, “Hey, you my dad!?” The gynecologic says no and the baby shoots back inside the mother. The doctor and gynecologic decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room. So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?” . Father “Yes!” . Baby: “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’s head nonstop while shouting: “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN EVERY NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE??!”. 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: The husband and his wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple's care. The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills." . Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. This time the wife explains, "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet." . The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?". The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon. 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. After some moments I dared to ask her: "Excuse me lady do you mind me please to ask you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? , I want to buy one for my wife." . The lady responded: "It is Chanel and from Paris." . After about ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out. Some seconds later she broke and said: "Offf... my God . what is this smell"? . I said: "It's Gar . lic and from Gilroy city in California." 🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: I had a blind date last night with a girl I met on a dating app. The problem was is she had no profile pic, but neither did I, and I consider myself quite handsome. So I was concerned What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night. Well, as it turns out, there's an app for that. It's called "Mom Are You Ok?". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet your date. If you like him or her, you ignore the call. If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?" The description said it works every time. So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried. She was gorgeous! My eyes were in a realm of happiness like never before. I couldn't get over how attractive she was. Stunning beauty and supple curves. Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang. She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?" 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." . The priest asks: "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" . "Yes, Father, it is." . "And who was the girl you were with?" . "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." . "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" , "I cannot say." . "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" . "I'll never tell." . "Was it Nina Capelli?" . "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." . "Was it Cathy Piriano?". "My lips are sealed." . "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?". "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." . The priest sighs in frustration: "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." . Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" . He said: "Four months vacation and five good leads. 🤣🤣 #shorts #jokes #jokesallday #funny #comedy

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: The psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children . He observed: "You all have obsessions," . To the first mother, he said: "You are obsessed with eating , that's why you named your daughter Candy." . He turned to the second mom and said: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." . At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered to her son: "Come on, Dick, let's go." . 🤣🤣🤣👏👏 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes #laughing

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: Two blonde girls are working for the city public works department... One digs a hole, then the other follows behind her and fills the hole in . They work up one side of the street, then down the other... Then move onto the next street, working furiously all day without a rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again . An onlooker is amazed at their hard work, but can't understand what they are doing... So, he asks the hole digger: "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it...! " . "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" . The hole digger wipes her brow and sighs: "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd, because we're normally a three-person team... " . "But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick." . 🤣🤣😉 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the Congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen."😜 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laugh

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child . Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said: "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." . Little Johnny looked up and replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes #laugh

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Teresa that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Teresa went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Teresa said: "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said: "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." . She replied: "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says: "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week." 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot: "look , I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or I'll break your neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly agrees. On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as instructed, and behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon. The wife however has packed too much and they can't get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it baby!" says the man . The woman does so and grunts and moans but can't shut the case. She said: "You get on top baby it might be better". so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still cant shut the case. After a little thought the man says: "Ok we'll both get on top see if that's any better!" . The parrot turns round and says: "Neck or no neck . I have to see this!" 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #ajokeaday #laughing #jokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: Norman and his blonde wife live in Maryland . One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say: "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." . Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says: "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says: "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park..........." . then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife says: "Honey, I don't know what to do." Norman shouted: "Just leave it in the garage this time?" 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #laughing #ajokeaday #jokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. The trooper gasped: "My goodness!" . "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine, " the blonde chirped." "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles... That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #jokes #blondejokes #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A trucker, who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" . The Madam is astonished: "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies: "Listen darling’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick. 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #laughing #jokes #ajokeaday #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She shouted: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" . The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. "Bob has been missing since Friday". 😂😂 #shorts #laughing #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked. “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said. “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir." Said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater.” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie. “Marge." Whispered Mildred. “What?" Said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert." “What makes you think so?" Asked Marge. “He undid his pants and he has his thing out." Whispered Mildred. “Eh, don’t worry about it." Said Marge. “At our age we’ve seen ’em all.” “I thought so too,” said Mildred. "But this one’s eating’ my popcorn." 😅 #shorts #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A group of Americans are touring Ireland. One of the women in the group is a real groaner, constantly complaining... "The bus seats are uncomfortable, the food is terrible, the accommodations are dreadful!" . One day, the group arrives at the site of the famous Blarney Stone... Their guide said: "Good luck will be following you, all your days, if you kiss the Blarney Stone," . "Unfortunately, it’s being cleaned today so, no one will be able to kiss it... " "Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." The nasty woman shouted: "We can’t be here tomorrow! , We have some other boring tour to go on, so I guess we can’t kiss the stupid stone!" "Well now," the guide says, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you’ll have the same good fortune." . The woman scoffs: "And I suppose you’ve kissed the stone?". "No, ma’am," the frustrated guide responds... "But I have sat on it." 🤣🤣🤣 #shorts #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale: "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." . They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon, however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female: "let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.". At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. She said: "Look, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." . #shorts #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: A young man with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque . He marched up to the counter and said: "Hi, You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said: "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes Benz and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive. The guy, wide-eyed, said: "You're bullshittin' me???" The social worker said: "Yeah, well . . . you started it. 🤣🤣 #shorts #jokes #laughing #ajokeaday

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. The Pope said: "Grumpy, my son," , 'What can I do for you?'. Grumpy asks: 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' . The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers: "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome". In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back: 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' . The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers: "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe!" . 'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says: "Mr, Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" . The Pope, really confused by the questions says: 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' . The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting: "GRUMPY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!! GRUMPY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!!" . 🤣🤣🤣 #ajokeaday #laughing #jokes #funnyjokes #laugh

👉 Subscribe to our Channel : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRx... The Joke 🤣👇: The man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit... The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man looks good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says: "I don’t care what it costs, but have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... She says to the mortician: ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied... You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check: "There’s no charge," she says. ‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says. The blonde replied: "Honestly,", ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’ "So I just switched the heads." .😂😂😂 #jokes #laughing #funnyjokes #ajokeaday