confessions w/ ag, good thing we got Holy water

we're gonna pretend that we miscounted
not that it matters what time it is
obsessed w/ sunsets, the most popular picture that i have
heaven is sunsets and oceans
i'm not gonna fight w/ people if i don't have to
i draw attention to my schizophrenia but if somebody else mentions it to use it against me then...
a great conversationalist when i wanna be
most things if not all 98.5%
they let you know that they're all thinkin the same bullshit
so this is the ultimate exposure
the news is sorcery can't say it enough
hope i will see you on the flip side
adam, you're the only one in the vortex
my friend todd also has a flip phone but that is due to him going bland
back to my confession...
can't stay on topic due to adhd or schizophrenia or whatever
colleague with comedy crush
i am still skinny tho and not on instagram
even if i'm not attractive like scarlette
if i would choose to be lesbo she'd be my type
you can be ugly so long as you have the right opinions
i always seem to attract fuck ups related to drugs and alcohol haha
hobbs did a really good set recently all about organized (protestant) religion
everything i say is pretty accurate tho
i hate being the one that says it
once again i am glad to be proven wrong
i want people to improve upon themselves
insanity (supposedly) according to einstein
expecting the same results cos you're dead inside
the gimick is to pretend they care but they are still so numb
in all fairness (always) everyone seems to have turned into a narcissist in the past decade or so
marc maron is more of a borderline, narcissism seems virtually incapable of change
one of the best things about doin comedy
people that do comedy obviously have made a lotta mistakes so just forgive em
great timing right there...doin stand up is pretty dark n grimey
we had a great conversation tho
jerking off in hotel rooms (well...)
i dunno how to cope with my lack of a tongue ring
i used to be a liberal with a marijuana plant tongue ring
a liberal that likes drugs? that's just crazy
separate drug-related conversations
most boomers or super duper christians don't know shit about drugs
no debilitating afflictions so why would you know anything about weed
personal rule: as long as you understand ____
my brain is already fucked
schizos have an additional amt of anandamide endocannibinoid
schizos have always been honest about their love or dependence on marijuana
if it's political it's cos of psychiatry
mental illness awareness day every single day
i use their business so i have taken full advantage of their free pens
i wrote it down in my little pink notebook so be proud of me
we do this all too often
BLAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
what's wrong with this person? they're just a narcissist.
no need to worry about them...ego ie insecurity will get in the way of an actual relationship w/ anyone real w/ em
9.7x outta 10 nothin you can do
fuck that bitch tho
i always miss people even if they're terrible
sheep wanna look good, i obviously don't care bout that
man my harr looks like shit
narcissists can do serious damage and they're horrible spouses/parents
mainly abusive women, the state always protects the abuser
it looks like it's falling out tho
at least i'm doing one thing right
not having a smartphone and saving the world
you have to be somewhat of a narcissist to do comedy
my lifestyle is obviously better
i hate arrogance tho so i'm sari vortex
mental illness is a lot like a carousel talkin to myself on different mechanical horses
the plebs just don't understand that's okay they don't have to
just cross them legs n go places haha