Amoral Majority in Pandemic

Experiment in Communal Responsibility Yields Intriguing Results About “Human Kind”

[FOB FREEDOM, April 5, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, were you to ask astrophysicist and Hayden Planetarium fundraiser, the Negro Neil deGrasse Tyson, he could not possibly fathom a loving God who might permit such suffering, and religion, unlike science, is simply beliefs. If you were to ask Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr., and probably the over 75% of voters in VA8 who overwhelmingly came out to vote for him in the last election, after he had declared his pride in four children who had rejected God, church and religion, the moral majority is neither moral or a majority. And, at least according to a new Fox News poll, while the nation’s leading business journal is reporting that over “three years after the start of the global pandemic there has yet to be a comprehensive forensic investigation into its origins”, and “[w]ith more than a million Americans dead from Covid-19, and an estimated 15 million dead worldwide, that’s inexcusable”, “62% believe COVID-19 was created by scientists in China, while 33% think it evolved from nature.” Yes. A clear majority of Americans, given knowledge that over a million Americans had died because of some crazy science project, would fail to prevent that outcome, or perhaps that is just Don Beyer’s immoral minority.

On the science side of the American electorate, Pew Research had claimed that only three in ten Americans believed the virus came from a laboratory, indicating that at least far less Americans would have watched a Holocaust occur and do nothing, but one graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia, who found 670,000 moralists gather in less than 24 hours on his Facebook page, wonders, as a former biological warfare planner, exactly how many of those who believed the virus had naturally evolved had taken the time, during a pandemic, to bone up on some science, prompted either by a sense of evolutionary pressure in a lethal pandemic, or simply from some moral obligation to engage in due diligence research, a line that is sure to trigger uproarious laughter on the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“As we approach Good Friday and Obama Go to Alfred Street Baptist Day, it shall be an interesting day to put on your Easter Bonnett, with all the frills upon it, and go marching in the Easter Parade. Chaplain James Foster, Command Chaplain for the Joint Task Force-National Capital Region and Military District of Washington will be preaching at the first Easter sunrise service in Arlington Cemetery since the beginning of the pandemic, as, apparently, we had no chaplains who could complete a proper composite risk assessment regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 in outdoor venues, vaccinated or not. It could be worse. You could be looking for your government-issued identification card and proof of vaccination status trying to get into Black Church for Res Erection Sunday. Personally, I believe it may be a toss-up from a moral perspective on whether it was worse to be a scientist who failed to read a science report regarding the actual threat posed by the novel coronavirus, or to claim, now, to have known all along it came from a laboratory, and were totally cool with it. Somebody will have to explain to me the great moral outrage about century-old statues and check kiting drug addicts to motivate anyone to march in a pandemic about which they didn’t know the science. Heard ‘immunity’ and being deafened to the sound of ‘defense’ in Defense Production Act only goes so far in explaining the levels of abject ignorance empirically demonstrated over the past three years. Okay. One-ply cotton imperviousness to microbial penetration, and requiring a cartoonist in a respiratory tract infection to explain the locations of the entrances to your upper respiratory tract does say a lot,” giggled Major Mike Webb, the retired army ranger and former army top spy on his way to his eighth case docketed for certiorari at the Supreme Court. And, still single, if you can believe that.

“It’s quite a challenge when you can’t screw a woman stupid, who already has quite significant cognitive challenges. That would just be inhumane, bordering on sodomy, for the love of God, laughed Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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