this camera job is very amish *ag standup

my delivery is terrible tonight, i definitely know this
yes i am really bad at this technology thing
"this always happens" self-fulfilling prophecy i suppose
my face is unimportant (once again unintentional)
i CAN take my time
my outfit is bangin once again
unlike all you cyborgs i don't have a smartphone
the scenic route is way better we don't crash the car oh wait vagina town
i call myself the flip side
there's this disco light to the left of me that is freaking me out
making mental illness great again all day
the gays ruined it did they not
i will always warn people about the dangers of psych meds
look at that leg shake, told ya i have stage fright
Jesus is an OG, so true!
their afterlife is not gonna be positive
being a slutbag is not what God wants
the morale of the story is stop having sex
the silence means you're right
they're uncomfortable cos they're gonna burn in Hell
doing this instead of committing suicide is weird
not a cokehead, we ARE the upper
they're spiking the pot
eating right on stage as an example to americans
this last bit tho...
eating ass is disgusting
i apologize for running over i hate doing that cos it inconveniences the other comics, i know i am annoying
nick weir is a sweetheart cos i know he eats ass
the point is to say these things whether people agree or not
doin what God wants that's all that matters
FUCK EM UP that IS what we do
awww he doesn't know that i'm not a protestant