audience claps for my eternal status *ag standup @ tk2 (featuring ronnit!)
they love that meow
everybody meows now
"amy be on that bullshit" (my fren lexi used to always tell me this at work)
i think i can see now why people think that this is part of my "act" i promise it ain't
yes in the crown royal bag
men working for me hahaha
evidence of my previous drinking solution
you will always feel like a reject no matter what (pro lifers dunno this)
ultimate rejection? abortion but...
nope not thankful for you...yeah that's pretty funny cos of the irony
artichoke hearts mmm hmmm order up
imma eat em straight oughta the jar like an uncivilized person
my jew is saving me in this life, imma save her in the afterlife
that was a love pat from ronnit
they only love that phone now
an iphone cos you're a phone now
damn that timing tho...
just kill yourself *eats artichoke heart
i love that pillow so much
i can sit at the bishop clergy table cos i'm schizo damnit
in case you didn't notice my lack of pc bullshit
that tends to piss off religious people A LOT
you cannot replace the word motherfucker
i can smell everyone's skin burning off
depression is a made up story (just like God right)
that's my eternal/social status poster
those claps are true
women wear way too much makeup...stop trying to mimic drag queens
never trust a bitch that don't trust her own face
women trying to keep up w/ men we're forced to say are women
my crowd work is good we are all engaging
women/technology/govt...ALL PROBLEMS NOT SOLUTIONS
not interested in romance, sexual intercourse or not dying alone
somebody said awww
kelsey and ronnit find this really funny
drowning in steerage and yet a love story
i went over 20 seconds but it's okay
fortress up here, he is right
of course he said hell no to that shit haha
yes my sets are memorable
weed is green that you smoke not eat, amy
now they are talking about avocado farts haha
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