Apatros Review Ep-0001: Mesa of Lost Women [1952]

AR-0001: In my first film review for Rumble, I take a look at one of the very worst films ever made - a tale of a mad scientist creating indestructible spider women hybrids from spider hormone therapy, who can dance the Tarantella & eat bullets for breakfast, lunch & dinner with impunity, but a beaker filled with explosive chemicals gives them some fatal indigestion.

Originally a cheap crime thriller, the production was halted due to the director being a pain in the ass to work with & once a new director was brought in, the story was changed. The musical score is pure ear rot, unless you're a hardcore Bad Movie Masochist who can put up with it easily. Personally I am perhaps the only person in the world who can listen to random banged piano keys & an off-tune strumming flemenco guitar all day long...

My Grade: D- [1/10] [Atrocious]

If you have any questions, comments or associated trivia, please drop me a line in the comments & I'll listen...