Case for the Prosecution: Coronavirus on Trial

Besides Defining “Bravery” for the Wall Street Journal, What Useful Did You Do During the Past Three Years While a Virus That Isn’t Stupid, Launched, Apparently, by a Hibernating Raccoon Dog, Conquered Your World, and Made You Their Slave?

[FOB FREEDOM, March 26, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, some, like Kathy Wu, at The Atlantic, say that pandemic will never be over, making this not only the longest pandemic in history, but also the first pandemic with no end date, which would, ironically, be a boon for those who decided to engage some entrepreneurial spirit and begin a pandemic related business, like marketing facial coverings, N95s or even COVID-19 countermeasures, the nomenclature used in the Emergency Use Authorization Declaration that apparently not even Senator Ron Johnson had read when he began making headlines asking for Dr. Anthony Fauci to define the emergency, which HHS Secretary Alex Azar had already done on March 27, 2020, in his declaration, which nobody read. But, besides COVID-19 pounds, pandemic beards, working remotely, at reduced productivity, cancelling or postponing vacations, missing dining, etc., what will you most remember if pandemic is ever over? One not an option fringe independent and homeless man will probably remember most taking the time to take up an avocation as a litigation hobbyist, and now has his quest to have a grand jury investigation convened on its way to the Virginia Supreme Court.

“Essentially, as the Court observed in Imbler v. Pachtman, ‘in deciding whether or not to prosecute, the prosecutor performs a ‘quasi-judicial" function’,” and ‘with respect to actions attacking the decision to prosecute or the bringing of evidence or argument to the court, one would expect that the judicial process would be protected -- and indeed its integrity enhanced -- by denial of immunity to prosecutors who engage in unconstitutional conduct.’ Yet, in Buckley v. Simmons, the Court said, ‘Almost any action by a prosecutor, including his or her direct participation in purely investigative activity, could be said to be in some way related to the ultimate decision whether to prosecute, but we have never indicated that absolute immunity is that expansive.’ It is one thing to tell a judge or prosecutor that they have to suck the egg and be told how to suck it, and this mandamus action simply says to Commonwealth Attorney Stacey Davenport she has a death, under suspect circumstances, not even Doc Northam or VDH ever considered this alleged highly contagious disease could be weaponized, and we have a FOIA that established that. Does it hurt her feelings to simply convene a grand jury to just investigate some well-developed leads? We have seen congressional inquiries on January 6th, UFOs, and now even COVID-19, but some dead Negro preacher in her town is not worth a little due diligence investigation? Y’all need to remember that when you go to vote, at least that is what the judge told me,” remarked Major Mike Webb, leading challenger against Arlington attorney Alphonso Lopez, who, like former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax didn’t take this case, and Webb is not even getting paid, and is homeless.

Give until it hurts? Selfless service? Expect nothing in return? Ring a bell, clergy? Or maybe that’s just advertising.

Webb had even put out an advertisement to see if anyone might be interested in gaining some legal experience, and who would believe with all of the budding persons passionate for justice, the “doors of the church were open, and nobody came.” You wonder why they say there is plenty of good room in the Kingdom, right?

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.