God Only Knows: Laboratory Escape

Divine Intervention Delivers Tools to Resolve the COVID-19 Origins Conundrum

[FOB FREEDOM, March 10, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, if you were to ask Jamie Metzl at the Wall Street Journal, he would say “With more than a million Americans dead from Covid-19, and an estimated 15 million dead worldwide, that’s inexcusable.”

And that former WHO employee, now turned provocative journalist says, we need to get down on our knees and pray for an answer from Congress. And, perhaps that is the only thing left, if Satan After School can’t save the world, teaching kids arts “an science”, especially after the most trusted voice in the pandemic for separating fact from fiction, Dr. Anthony Fauci sat down for a “fireside chat” with “Anna Kuchment, the Globe’s medical and biotechnology editor, was the first event in the Globe’s series of online seminars celebrating advances in science and technology”, and conceded, in retirement, apparently taken out by his tragic COVID-19 infection, and not exactly being a spring chicken, 82 years “young”, as they say, ““We may not ever know.”

Even with two, new, peer-reviewed studies from the nation’s top scientists who had been able, in record time, to develop and distribute the safe and effective vaccines in a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic to combat a virus not even the scientists yet understand, a strategy that not even the football team, in the locker room, and watching the video replays, would dare attempt before a big championship game.

But, Fauci says, safe in retirement, and leaving the reins to some young huckster, which not even Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer would do, nor would 75% of Democrats or even voters in VA8 thought was a good idea in the last election, and in answering the question, “When will COVID-19 recede?” Fauci answered, not get on your knees and pray, but, “That’s up to us. . . It’s totally up to us.” Yes. God has abandoned you, for those who missed that memo, or who are just tuning in.

According to the BBC, the news folks who broadcast news with a British accent and make the Colonists believe they are far more intelligent, but, call it ex deus machina, divine intervention, providence, or whatever, because Burnsy is back, cigar and all, to say, “Goodnight, Gracie”, to the naysayers on a lab leak hypothesis, parsing the conundrum into its component parts, and explaining evidence, with the gracious assistance of Dr. Kristian G. Andersen, who had dazzled the world with his sheer brilliance on resolving the lack of direct, forensic, empirical evidence of any infected animals at the wet market and introducing inferential analysis tools. And, thank God, because you, too, with one easy lesson, can use those very same inferential reasoning tools in combatting adversaries trying to be the fox to your sheeplike demeanor, closing your business, canceling your vacation, donning nonmedical grade facial coverings, depriving your kid of education, and abandoning your Lord and Savior, until after the pandemic.

“Ever see that movie with the kid and Pazuzu? Well, it’s something like that. Unfortunately, when it happens, I don’t walk down the stairs upside down with a spider walk. My head doesn’t spin around 360 degrees. I don’t vomit on priests—at least not yet. One minute, Dog, I be chilling. And then. Bam. This force just takes control of my entire being and suddenly I am George Burns putting out a video to explain crap I don’t even understand. They never told us this at Liberty University, ya know?” some crazy homeless man told reporters.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.