doin actual stand up now, just took 7yrs

funeral chords right there
this keyboard needs new batteries
4-8 min comedy "show"
hopefully gonna do a full show every month
organization is not my forte
i'm sure you're tired of that keyboard by now
now is not the time to waste gas
wait for thelonious (car) to shut up and then go inside
saying uninteresting things into a mic w/ an obnoxious girl voice
i'll never say these things as much as i wanna
i don't want male followers, sari
i have gotten the demographic that i wanted (women and gay men)
trance! people understand
soooo good at internalizing saline
good art will make you feel like you did it
one of the purposes of social media, i hear
to no avail, bitch...we gonna keep on talkin
internet brain is truly a travesty
so proud of myself for not knowing anything pc
who are they calling racist
china has managed to do a lotta things right
islam gets it right esp with women
how is wanting what's best for women misogynistic
you already have those rights, they weren't given to you by anyone but God
your free will was removed by the system
that was your lesson for tonight, yo welcome