ag bombs and then turns it into a hot mic

pound it, why is this the way of the world
the day i figure it out will be the day i die
if you're not familiar with what i do...i dunno
that's andre in the audience (ben stiller but BLACK!)
crowd work always includes joey goodsong
i do this for me everywhere at my house
a scene from my childhood...
confusing to have logic n reason AND a vagina
i sit down cos i don't like standing up in front of a crowd, ya know sumin real weird...i didn't realize this until i watched myself say it
laughing at myself...capitalizing on failure
true stuff...cat piss
of course i start killin it with the sex bit
kids these days always, right
several days-wks for a gram of weed
back in my day ya had to get that from a BLACK man...good joke to end with right there
another drop in...CLASSIC open mic comedy shit