Descartes Is the New and Improved Socrates!

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Long ago, ONE MAN dared to unmask the infinite depths of human ignorance.
Having accomplished his task, he faded into history. For centuries, the world waited for another hero to emerge.

THIS SUMMER, that hero will rise. But THIS TIME he's not stopping at IGNORANCE.

THIS TIME, he's taking us. All. The. Way. To. Knowledge!